Gejon 2 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 My wench's sister is moving to New Zealand but thankfully getting married over here first, no way I would be going all that way for a wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 My wench's sister is moving to New Zealand but thankfully getting married over here first, no way I would be going all that way for a wedding. Â Going to cost him a couple of grand at least, he's doing similar to what I did and making it part of a Round the World thing. Stopping off at LA first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 On a train to Frankfurt, heroically hungover. The trio of old dears opposite have spent the last hour complaining about a "vibration" in the carriage and are showing no signs of stopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 On a train to Frankfurt, heroically hungover. The trio of old dears opposite have spent the last hour complaining about a "vibration" in the carriage and are showing no signs of stopping. Next time they mention it, you should make a big show of being embarrassed, dash to the loo holding your arse and on the return thank them for reminding you. Â It'll work even better if you pat something vaguely phallic shaped in your pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Grand. Sat in my hotel bed (Lord Haldon in Exeter, dead fancy). It's the mrs' friend's wedding day and we're heading down there in half an hour. Â Never been to a wedding before! Was at one this morning, Wife says "Aren't they lovely?" as she's friends with the Bride and Chief Bridesmaid. I sang back to the tune of 'Bette Davis eyes'....... Â "All the lads Think it's a sin She's got.........Peter Beardsley's chin" Â ......Which went down like a lead balloon with wor lass. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Very excited. Can't wait to get my hands on my big chopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Relieved.  I mentioned a few months ago I fancied buying an Audi TT and on Saturday I took the plunge, needing to wait until Wednesday to order it when I get paid so I can put the deposit down. I'm part-exing my current car and this morning it wouldn't start - I thought the bastard had sussed me  Thing is they haven't offered that much for it and in the worst case scenario I could make up with cash but it would still be a hassle to sort out if it had needed fixing or more likely if I decided it wasn't worth it in terms of getting rid of it.  Anyway I called the breakdown bloke out and he figured it out - the immobiliser had got into a state where it needed a reset in its socket in the glove box and that sorted it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Relieved.  I mentioned a few months ago I fancied buying an Audi TT and on Saturday I took the plunge  I think you meant to post this in the girly thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I think you meant to post this in the girly thread. Â Funiily enough I thought of that - as in I could trump all the moisturisers/hair straighteners in one go - when I mentioned it it was dismissed a lasses car which I get but thought fuck it I still want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Well if you are going to have the courage to drive a girls car I suppose that's a good attitude to take fair play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Sitting with my Dad chatting about my Godmother and he gets a call saying one of his old workmates was killed in a hit & run by some 18yr old boy racer in North Shields on Monday. Â He's off making calls, but Fuck me he's been through the ringer lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 It's pub night init so flippin great mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Hey wankers. Here's something for you all to ignore. Looks like I'm finally moving house next Thursday. Elated. Â Fucking livid that I still can't sell my flat due to a legal fuck up, but will shortly be sending out a solicitors letter putting the twat that created the problem in the legal equivalent of a figure 4 leg lock. Â Anyway on to the next thread, don't bother replying, you ignorant pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 are you moving house like gemmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 It's pub night init so flippin great mood. Â meanwhile in chez gloom, it's 'location, location, location' and 'one born every minute' night. Â or a stream of the metalist match as far as i'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 are you moving house like gemmill? Â Is this sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Is this sarcasm? Â nah, never head you mention you moving house on here, have we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Sonofabitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Â House warming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I don't want to upstage your anniversary party. Let's get that out the way first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I don't want to upstage your anniversary party. Let's get that out the way first. Â You upstage away. My do's August plus it will give me an opportunity to vet the rabble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Got that great buzzing feeling you get after a win. Perma-grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 A bit pissed off. Â The dogs only got and got tetanus. She'd been bad a couple of days ago and we took her to the vets, they said it was an allergic reaction as her face was swollen up. She'd since gotten worse, face all swollen up, ears propped up & eyes almost forced shut without her back legs working properly. She couldn't see me when I got in the house but made her way over. Â Took her to a emergency vet in Gateshead & she's having the anti-tetanus injection but some dogs don't take it well & she might die so she's staying there over night. Â Really gutted & it's going to cost a bomb, hopefully the insurance will pay it back but it's got to be paid up front initially. Â She'd had a nail removed & they reckon that's how they got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22008 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Sorry to hear about your dog Tom, fingers crossed. Bit of a weird day for me. Met Alex and Mancy briefly after the match, but then my wife was admitted to the burns unit at the RVI for what I thought was a minor injury but apparently isn't. She'all survive but I feel guilty as fuck. Also so tired sorting everything out, I really can't cope without her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Jesus, what happened?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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