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  On 11/01/2013 at 11:33, Happy Face said:

Ludicrously good mood.

 

Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life.

 

Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout.

 

textbook. i've three mates that have done the same.

 

you must have some good swimmers; super sperm.

 

congratulations mate!

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  On 11/01/2013 at 14:51, ChezGiven said:

Getting your lass sorted out.

 

I needed a house first. Not that you bastards care. Besides, if you think I'm posting a baby announcement on here to be roundly ignored, you need to think again. :razz:

 

 

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  On 11/01/2013 at 14:08, Happy Face said:

Great word by the way. Came up in a related conversation with our nephew about the baby.

 

Nephew: "Where will the baby get out?"

Me: "what is there between your legs?"

Nephew: "a tig wag"

Me: "what do girls have instead?"

Nephew: "a foof"

Me: "That's where it will come out"

 

Pause to consider

 

Nephew: "does it burst?"

Me: "I'm afriad so"

:lol:

 

My little one calls it her 'poof poof'. She may spell it 'pouf-pouf' of course.

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  On 11/01/2013 at 14:56, Gemmill said:

I needed a house first. Not that you bastards care. Besides, if you think I'm posting a baby announcement on here to be roundly ignored, you need to think again. :razz:

Post #7546 "Hi everyone, i'm delighted to say we are pregnant!!!!"

 

Post#7547 "Got some new wing mirrors for me bike"

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  On 11/01/2013 at 14:56, Gemmill said:

I needed a house first. Not that you bastards care. Besides, if you think I'm posting a baby announcement on here to be roundly ignored, you need to think again. :razz:

:lol: :lol:

 

Funny cunt at times.

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  On 11/01/2013 at 11:33, Happy Face said:

Ludicrously good mood.

 

Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life.

 

Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout.

 

congrats to you sir!!

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A bit irked.

 

I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it.

 

Fucksticks. :lol: What should my blog be called? :glare:

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  On 11/01/2013 at 18:19, Brock Manson said:
A bit irked.

 

I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it.

 

Fucksticks. :lol: What should my blog be called? :glare:

 

What was it going to be called originally.

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  On 11/01/2013 at 18:19, Brock Manson said:

A bit irked.

 

I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it.

 

Fucksticks. :lol: What should my blog be called? :glare:

 

Looking forward to reading it when you get going Brock.

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  On 11/01/2013 at 18:22, Christmas Tree said:

What was it going to be called originally.

 

The Food Feed. :blush2:

 

I've got a bloody load of notebooks with scrawled in recipes so it might be fun to try them out and type them up at some point.

 

Thanks Tooj :D

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  On 11/01/2013 at 18:19, Brock Manson said:

A bit irked.

 

I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it.

 

Fucksticks. :lol: What should my blog be called? :glare:

 

"Fucksticks".

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