Gejon 2 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 No wonder that bird at work hates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43095 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 thanks everyone, indeed it does scare the shit out of me but i think it excites me more, still trying to keep it low key as we've only just found out. we've got an appointment for the Dr next week. now i'm no baby expert and i've never had a pregnant wife before, but i was more than a little surprised that on all the web pages/sites/blogs i went on yesterday searching 'advice for first time fathers', the number one tidbit was 'dont tell her she looks fat' or 'its not fat, it's not fat", ffs i'm a first time father not a fucking moron. Best bit of advice I got when Mrs. F. was pregnant was "Ignore every piece of advice you get ". Enjoy the ride Mate, it's awesome. ( btw, as predicted, fucking destroyed all comers in the quiz. 38/40 , 2nd place was 26/40. Retards. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4843 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Finally succumbed to this man flu type bug that's been going round as it seems has my little lad. Both stretched out on the sofa feeling sorry for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Finally succumbed to this man flu type bug that's been going round as it seems has my little lad. Both stretched out on the sofa feeling sorry for ourselves. Rest up mate, close the lap top and get some good long rest. Few weeks should clear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'm in a content mood tonight. The last couple of weeks have been pretty hard work but it's a new year and a new start. I have the bairn home after not seeing him since Monday morning (thanks work for changing my shifts ) and we have a few days together that I'm going to make the best we can. Plus I'm spending the next couple of days with my extended family who I don't see enough and that makes me happy. Plus, a lovely friend had a good day today and I'm happy for him too cos he deserves it. It's all good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4871 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Shit, got sacked today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Shit, got sacked today Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Tired but happy. Train out of Kings Cross at 10:30 for a quick overnighter in town as it's my old man's birthday. The Biscuit Factory awaits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33881 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 (edited) Shit, got sacked today Sacked? I thought you just made a game for them? were you actually sacked or made redundant? Sorry to hear it, by the way. Edited January 5, 2013 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46081 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Yeah, meant to say earlier. Sorry to hear that. And aye, what's the story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43095 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 That's a right bummer Andrew. Sorry to hear it. I'm sweating off some Christmas poundage today - working on an internal atrium job at the Uni. By the end of today I'll have climbed and descended the equivalent of Big Ben (ish). ( They've left the heating on too. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Grumpy. Day5 no fags. They say that after the first 3 days the nicotine is out of the system and the urges start to reduce - that's clearly bollocks! Think about a fag every 10-15 min. Had a smoking dream last night where my ash burnt a hole in a picture of my dads old house. Strange stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4843 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Grumpy. Day5 no fags. They say that after the first 3 days the nicotine is out of the system and the urges start to reduce - that's clearly bollocks! Think about a fag every 10-15 min. Had a smoking dream last night where my ash burnt a hole in a picture of my dads old house. Strange stuff. Get on the electric fags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Get on the electric fags! I have an ecig to hand but will not be using it. Slippery slope. I've convinced myself that smoking is madness. Leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31221 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 The gum worked for me. Maybe worth a go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 The gum worked for me. Maybe worth a go? No. None of that. I'm not going to smoke and that's it. ParkyJnr has a little chart where she ticks off the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46081 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Nice one Parky. If you can pull this off, you'll move up to being half the man I am. It's all progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Nice one Parky. If you can pull this off, you'll move up to being half the man I am. It's all progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Stay strong, Parky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Mrs P is such a bitch man. She said, "I suppose you'll be spending more time in the living room now"...Like it was a downside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43095 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Will it bother her in the kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Sick as fuck. Fucking fucking bastard football fucking up my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I wish I'd not let it ruin my day, but I do every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I'm about to obliterate all opposition in the pub quiz in Barton on Humber. East Yorkshire quizzers are trembling , bitches. Just seen this (and the shit earlier). Like to tell you politely to fuck off before you ever say Barton (which is wholeheartedly Grimsby territory) is in Yorkshire. Cunts down here tar me with that brush all the time . What pub were you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43095 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Pub was the Yorkshire Man. Reeked of Yorkshire tbh. Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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