Renton 20549 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Just because he looks like Jimmy Somerville doesn't mean he'd be a soft poofter. I reckon he could hold his own. Well he's had plenty of experience of holding his own I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Just because he looks like Jimmy Somerville doesn't mean he'd be a soft poofter. I reckon he could hold his own. A gay rapist rather than a rapee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4508 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Well he's had plenty of experience of holding his own I bet. Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4668 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Relaxed as fuck. Finished the day at work with a free massage (we get a masseuse in now apparently) and now I'm on my way home. Fifa 13 for a bit when I get there then down to the girlfriends for tea. Currently very happy with where I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41458 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Hope all turns out well Craig. As for Fish, take notes http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2011/10/sex-for-beginners/all/1/ And she's Ginge eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Craig hope everything sorts itself out for you. You're a top bloke who always seems to have to deal with things that you don't deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Hope all turns out well Craig. As for Fish, take notes http://www.doctorner...eginners/all/1/ And she's Ginge eh? At least if they have a male offspring he won't forever be tarred with the ginger brush seeing as he will be bald from the age of 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41458 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 At least if they have a male offspring he won't forever be tarred with the ginger brush seeing as he will be bald from the age of 13. I've found the perfect baby present for them http://m.notonthehighstreet.com/londonkiddy/product/boy-s-navy-blue-blazer?utm_source=GoogleShopping&utm_medium=Baby%20&%20Child&utm_campaign=139513 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10526 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Yeah, definitely need a breathalyser on toontastic Ant, sort it out. You lot are a shower of bloody tampons and I hope your cocks atrophy and fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10526 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I thought Fish was supposed to be a hard nosed chap. Now we know that the second a bit of gash offers an outside chance of him losing his cherry, he turns into a fucking sap who goes gushing on the internet for all to see. Needs to get a fucking grip of his life, the soft poofter. The last quim you saw was the one you dropped out of, so quieten down over there in the cheap seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10526 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 i'm irish and can handle my booze, why would i add something to remove entertainment for myself I can handle my booze, I just need something to stop me over-sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Let's face it, you're always going to be a gobshite drink or no drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 The last quim you saw was the one you dropped out of, so quieten down over there in the cheap seats. Filled two prams. I'm a certified baby maker, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I can handle my booze, I just need something to stop me over-sharing. It's called the Y chromosome. You should get some, you bleeder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41458 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I can handle my booze, Your date can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4508 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Stop watching the phone Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10526 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Stop watching the phone Fish Booze; the great equaliser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Booze; the great equaliser Why were you up at this time of the morning? Pining for love lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Hungover with the taste of kebab still in my mouth. Went to the 1516 Brewing company in Vienna, the beers were lush, one was a Slovenian IPA that had been matured in whiskey casks. Meant to be at a conference this morning but skiving until I am in a fit enough state to meet people. Uurgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Finished the day at work with a free massage (we get a masseuse in now apparently) and now I'm on my way home. Free happy ending? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Good advice. CabayeAye now on ignore Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41458 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Filled two prams. I'm a certified kiddy fiddler, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I swear I never said that M'Lud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Was it a decent coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6873 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 You went to the gym at 7 on a Sunday!? Fuck that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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