Christmas Tree 4827 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 What did your underpants taste like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 In pain. Done something to my back last night playing badminton and now it's giving me grief. Feels like Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me just above my left kidney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Told the wife I'd do this "30 Day Shred" exercise thing that she was wanting to do as a show of solidarity and to keep her interested. Two days in and I'm in fucking bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 down with the flu. caught it off the lass :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Absolutely splendiferous mood. Awoke at 5.30 as fresh as a daisy. Children all slept in late and have been little angels since I roped them into industrial quantaties of home brewing. Admiring my bottled booze while eating my shreddies and flicking through beer making mag. About to do the school run followed by a trip to the shops to buy a new beer kit. And two more sleeps til a few days when I probably get a new beer kit. My horoscope didn't mention beer at all...Always thought they were made up. Oh happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22150 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 On my way to Marrakech with work. Looking forward to the trip but going to miss the wife and bairn having been away from them for three nights last week in Ibiza. Mixed emotions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4827 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Pretty accurate tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33845 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Told the wife I'd do this "30 Day Shred" exercise thing that she was wanting to do as a show of solidarity and to keep her interested. Two days in and I'm in fucking bits. I bought my wife the DVD for this on ebay about six weeks ago as she kept going on about it. Six weeks ago I wasted some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 It's fucking nails. The actual workout itself is canny hard cos it's just non stop, but it's the fact that you have to do it every day that is the real killer. If I sit down for ten minutes at work, I can barely move when I first try to stand up, but when I get home I know I have to do this fucking thing again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 It's fucking nails. The actual workout itself is canny hard cos it's just non stop, but it's the fact that you have to do it every day that is the real killer. If I sit down for ten minutes at work, I can barely move when I first try to stand up, but when I get home I know I have to do this fucking thing again. Oh the travails of anal sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) We don't all have German women. Edited May 30, 2012 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 This is a clip of when the big black men invaded Parky's house. He went and hid in the toilet, but his wife's mate (the big german woman) sorted them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 30, 2012 Author Share Posted May 30, 2012 Quiet on here tonight. Has everyone had a busy day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43068 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Got a day with the nipper tomorrow, hunting for things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 30, 2012 Author Share Posted May 30, 2012 Got a day with the nipper tomorrow, hunting for things to do. At home or out and about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 It's fucking nails. The actual workout itself is canny hard cos it's just non stop, but it's the fact that you have to do it every day that is the real killer. If I sit down for ten minutes at work, I can barely move when I first try to stand up, but when I get home I know I have to do this fucking thing again. What do you actually have to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43068 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 At home or out and about? Just checked the weather . Was hoping to take him out for a long walk and kickabout, but rain is forecast. Think I'll take him swimming , then jigsaws and toy cars back home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 30, 2012 Author Share Posted May 30, 2012 Just checked the weather . Was hoping to take him out for a long walk and kickabout, but rain is forecast. Think I'll take him swimming , then jigsaws and toy cars back home Aye, the weather is going to be absolutely shit. Luckily the Funshack is literally around the corner from us which is a lifesaver when it's chucking down. Nursery tomorrow for mine so I've got the day off before work tomorrow night. Yesterday was baking cakes and playing with play-doh and trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Got a day with the nipper tomorrow, hunting for things to do. Go hunting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43068 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Go hunting? I would, but Destructo Boy would break Nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I would, but Destructo Boy would break Nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Buzzing after getting 4 distinctions on 4 papers i got back from Durham! but also really confused after working last night where we put on a show by Richard D Hall - conspiracy theorist. Kind of felt a bit sorry for a lot of the people there. Don't mean to sound patronising (which that incredibly does), but cant help think... man, why cant you just accept that the reality of the situation of the world is more fucked up than any conspiracy theory thought up by a denouncer of capitalism and mass media (who coincidentally financially capitalises on his truth exposé) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Had a mint gig last night at the Tyne as part of Evolution Emerging. Loads of mint bands all around ouseburn, busy as fuck festival vibe long into the morning. Bacon sarnie and a cup of columbia's finest to start off saturday. Canny weekend so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 was out until 2ish last night, at work by 6:30 Fucking suffering today, getting too old for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 At your age you should be getting women to come to you: going out to teenybopper disco clubs is for 12 year olds. Seems like Bravado Dave has lost his touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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