NJS 4253 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 (edited) if she had to think to breathe she would be dead. I'm in a good mood - have the week off and have made good progress in all the things around the house I need to get done. Edited March 26, 2012 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6578 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Frustrated. Trying to balance when I have the kids and the ex has time off with having time with the gf and never being able to suit all parties. Someone is always pissed off with what comes about and me as piggy in the middle always seems to get it in the neck. Can't you all just live under one roof like a hilarious family movie from the 90s? I can foresee no possible issues You're a fucking sadist Dave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Reborn. Having nursed a house full of poorly kids all weekend, I finally caught the bug on Sunday night. A vomiting bout was followed by 24 hours of constant diahorea. At times this was every 15 minutes and was so bad I had to stay awake all Sunday night. Quite unbelievable how much fluids the body holds. Nicely cleared up just in time for weigh in tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Bet you timed it deliberately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'm in two minds whether to accept the slimmer of the week prize if won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21287 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'm in a great mood, connected mainly to all th spring sunshine we've been enjoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6578 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Fantastic mood. We've recently brought in a new director who is all about getting back to basics and removing red tape, paperwork and concentrating first on foremost on getting the job done. About bloody time - feels like a much better place to work already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4253 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'm in two minds whether to accept the slimmer of the week prize if won When I had the shits just after new year, I lost about 7 pounds in 2.5 days. All came back when I started to keep it down so be prepared to win fat cunt of the week next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'm in two minds whether to accept the slimmer of the week prize if won When I had the shits just after new year, I lost about 7 pounds in 2.5 days. All came back when I started to keep it down so be prepared to win fat cunt of the week next time. Aye, that crossed my mind as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Reborn. Having nursed a house full of poorly kids all weekend, I finally caught the bug on Sunday night. A vomiting bout was followed by 24 hours of constant diahorea. At times this was every 15 minutes and was so bad I had to stay awake all Sunday night. Quite unbelievable how much fluids the body holds. Nicely cleared up just in time for weigh in tonight. I can't be the only one who is less than fascinated with Chubby Tree's detailed bowel movement diarys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 [i can't be the only one who is less than fascinated with Chubby Tree's detailed bowel movement diarys. It'd make better reading if there was a comedy moment "As I opened the car door to let her in, I shat all over my kegs. I had to drive with the windows open" or "I said thanks very much, here's your change, and vomited all over him. He didn't see the funny side and I had to run down the road to get away, trying not to follow through." Instead we get a factual run down of material ejected from each end. I suspect this is a smokescreen for the prune juice enemas he's been administering in a bid to beat the weigh in at fatty club........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Feeling good Just got back from Krakow, brilliant 4 days there, missed the match tonight because I was on the plane but we're going to wembley Come back with tonsillitis but will enjoy the rest if I get signed off work tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Slightly miffed! Had a dream last night that we'd beaten Everton in the FA Cup final. I'd forgotten the game was on and returned home to be told Shane had scored the winner. Whilst disappointing to awake and realise it was a dream, mood softened by Sunderlands very real nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 A little on edge as i have a 2pm today deadline for a PQQ i'm working on (which we got on monday). More or less done except for the inclusion of 3 relevant case studies...which my company hasn't really got. Just had an email from my boss thought saying I may have to fudge it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42598 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Fuck off with your project manager speak man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I'm a business development co-ordinator nowadays. I wish i was still a project manager, i'd actually get to go out and enjoy the sunshine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42598 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Good money in it like. The number of people we've had at our place over the last 3 or 4 years charging ludicrous day rates to run projects. Talking about how things are "in train" and "we'll deal with that in flight" etc. It's an entirely different language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Aye, my dad is freelance and has just billed a client in Knightsbridge for a tidy sum where she's just having her place redecorated. Same client who still has a dig at me because I was present at the meeting where she set upon wallpaper from Harods that cost 20k, which she has decided was my fault. Hopefully I can wangle my way up to project managing again with this company - i've got a qualification after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Good money in it like. The number of people we've had at our place over the last 3 or 4 years charging ludicrous day rates to run projects. Talking about how things are "in train" and "we'll deal with that in flight" etc. It's an entirely different language. The NHS might be shit at times but at least we don't have to listen to bullshit like that all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4253 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Project managers = box-ticking bastards - put them together with internal auditors and they're a death knell for the IT business and I'd imagine anything else you'd care to add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Box-ticking bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 The only downside to working permanent nights is having to go to bed on days like this. Booo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'm just about to phone a project manager to get some case study info and my boss says "Don't ring him, he's an idiot". Project managers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31583 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'm a Project Manager too as it happens. Yesterday I was off work and my project was to get my Mam to babysit my daughters whilst me and the missus went out for a few drinks and some food. I managed it no bother at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Good money in it like. The number of people we've had at our place over the last 3 or 4 years charging ludicrous day rates to run projects. Talking about how things are "in train" and "we'll deal with that in flight" etc. It's an entirely different language. The NHS might be shit at times but at least we don't have to listen to bullshit like that all day. I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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