Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 If I see him in ASDA I'll absolutely rape him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 According to the Ronny we're after Obertan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11393 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 According to the Ronny we're after Obertan That him with the strangely shaped head? I'll pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6588 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Rob Green is a terrible goalkeeper. Terrible. Our fans will slaughter him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11678_7079900,00.html This fucking club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Rob Green is a terrible goalkeeper. Terrible. Our fans will slaughter him. West Ham hoy oots. Please Lucifer not Carlton Cole as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Went behind agents back! Go Ashley!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenerased 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Went behind the player agents back... to offer him less money... Bet players will be banging on their agents door to get a transfer here after hearing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 It's clear to me now Ashely is a bona fide genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 It's clear to me now Ashely is a bona fide genius. They're a classy bunch. No doubt they'll be down Lidl on Saturday haggling over the price of shiny toilet paper.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Tell you what like, when you think about places we need to strengthen, goalkeeper springs to mind as a top priority. Fuck me gently. Maybe the plan isnt to strengthen it further, send Forster the other way then get rid of Harper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Went behind the player agents back... to offer him less money... Bet players will be banging on their agents door to get a transfer here after hearing that. All smoke and Mirrors, thats the basis of their incoming transfer policy, make shitty bids for actual Premiership quality then when theyre ridiculed and knocked back, buy some cheap shite instead. They then however can say they tried for said players regardless of the fact the tongue was firmly in cheek all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Tell you what like, when you think about places we need to strengthen, goalkeeper springs to mind as a top priority. Fuck me gently. Maybe the plan isnt to strengthen it further, send Forster the other way then get rid of Harper? It doesn't make any sense to me like. I'd imagine Green is on more than those 2 + Krul put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Tell you what like, when you think about places we need to strengthen, goalkeeper springs to mind as a top priority. Fuck me gently. Maybe the plan isnt to strengthen it further, send Forster the other way then get rid of Harper? It doesn't make any sense to me like. I'd imagine Green is on more than those 2 + Krul put together. This one has Pardew written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Tell you what like, when you think about places we need to strengthen, goalkeeper springs to mind as a top priority. Fuck me gently. Maybe the plan isnt to strengthen it further, send Forster the other way then get rid of Harper? It doesn't make any sense to me like. I'd imagine Green is on more than those 2 + Krul put together. This one has Pardew written all over it. It has "Newcastle have now cooled their interest on target Rob Green" in about a week's time written all over it. Or maybe he hasn't knobbed Green's wife yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 God, when will it end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7031 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Tell you what like, when you think about places we need to strengthen, goalkeeper springs to mind as a top priority. Fuck me gently. Probably had an epiphany that now Krul is the Dutch no.1 someone, somewhere will pay good money for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 God, when will it end? 1st September Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 40k a week, if thats what they are going to pay then they need to be looking at the French/Dutch leagues and the championship. I`m all for not paying over the odds for shite like Smith on 60k a week but some players are worth it. As for going behind the agents back, fuckwitts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 If we are genuinely after Rob Green I may just kick the fuck out of Pardew if I bump into him down the shops. He has little say on what goes on but rather than put all his weight behind signing a decent player in a position we lack depth when asked who he wants to sign he gives the name of a shit, old goalkeeper. Arsehole. And what would you have done otherwise? Said nothing? Congratulated him on being an average manager? Bin off kicking the fuck out of him, one swift headbutt to the nose will do the job, and teach the fucker to stand up for himself. i bet u havnt got a good headbutt in ya..............soft shit I definitely haven't... but i'm not the one doing it am I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 ALAN PARDEW is considering turning to Manchester United winger Gabriel Obertan. The Chronicle understands the Frenchman is in the frame for United boss Pardew, who is eager to boost his squad in time for the big kick-off in just nine days time. The tricky wide man would give Newcastle some presence on the right-hand side and crank up competition in Pardew’s midfield with the 22-year-old unhappy at Old Trafford with two years left of his current deal. Sources in the North West have indicated that United have an interest in the player. And it is also believed that Obertan is hungry to show fans in England exactly what he can do given a regular run in the side after just 14 Premier League appearances for the Red Devils in two years. Sir Alex Ferguson signed Obertan from Bordeux two years ago on a four-year deal, but he has only shown in glimpses what he produced for the French outfit he made a £3million move from. Obertan has played on Man U’s trip to the US – scoring in the 7-0 win over Seattle – but his last appearance for Ferguson’s side came last season in the 2-1 win at West Brom. Man U could be open to a loan move with a view to a permanent deal, yet Pardew will be keen to bolster his squad with Joey Barton’s transfer listing decimating a limited squad yet further. United are in the process of reviewing a number of players they looked at earlier in the summer. And they are also in communication with the representatives of Bayer Leverkusen winger Tranquillo Barnetta, after receiving a rain check from the Swiss international earlier this summer. Barton was in London yesterday while the rest of the United squad enjoyed a day off from training to participate in a club golf day. The Scouser has been linked with Stoke City and Everton but Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is an admirer of the one-time England international. Yet whether Spurs chairman Daniel Levy would agree to cough up the soon-to-be 29-year-old’s wage demands remains to be seen. Wages may also be the issue for West Ham United. The Chronicle first revealed the Hammers’ interest in Barton back on June 7 before his troublesome summer kicked in. Sam Allardyce believes he is a player who he can get the best out of at Upton Park, while former Toon captain Kevin Nolan will also be keen to link up with the Huyton-born player. West Ham also have an interest in Fraser Forster, with the United keeper not content with anything but first-team football this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I wouldn't be surprised if none of that Chronicle article is true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 According to the Ronny we're after Obertan That him with the strangely shaped head? I'll pass Seen him play a few times and he looked pretty decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Went behind the player agents back... to offer him less money... Bet players will be banging on their agents door to get a transfer here after hearing that. Everytime I change jobs I lie about my previous salary, make sense to bump it up. Club might be calling his bluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I wouldn't be surprised if none of that Chronicle article is true just like the made up erdinc bids. What about Gervinho & Gameiro, bollocks too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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