Serious advice needed!!

[soccermom 0]

Fuck off Kevin.

 

 

Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that.

 

Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un.

 

Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you.

 

I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch.

 

You ever been DP'd SM?

 

you?

 

No, how could I? Answer the question

 

one in your arse one in your mouth. Simples.

 

and my answer depends on whether or not eatin both fingers of twix at once counts?

 

Thats spitroasting. Have you then, judging by your replies I reckon you have as you're not denying it or confirming it.

 

You dirty cow

 

My apologies for being unaware of the technical term for such action, silly me I must mix in the wrong circles as my ignorance obviously shows.

 

As for your question I can neither confirm nor deny any such incident has taken place with or without the aid of the afore mentioned confectionary product

[Kevin 1]

Get a room.

[sandman02uk 0]

Get a room.

 

for the aforementioned activity?

[soccermom 0]

Get a room.

 

for the aforementioned activity?

 

pay for it and we'll let you watch.