Kevin 1 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends, you don't know them". I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into the garage or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 My advice would be to never post on here again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 my best, most serious piece of advice would be: don't ask a message board populated by fucking degenerates for serious relationship advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Share Posted April 16, 2010 my best, most serious piece of advice would be: don't ask a message board populated by fucking degenerates for serious relationship advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 164 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 On your bike son. No rly. Rust bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41332 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Your lass's rusty tailpipe is in perfect nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The phone is ringing again, it's 2005 asking for it's joke back... Fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6581 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Fucking hell Berb there's someone with worse jokes than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9577 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The phone is ringing again, it's 2005 asking for it's joke back... The joke is so old that Craig probably already posted it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The phone is ringing again, it's 2005 asking for it's joke back... The joke is so old that Craig probably already posted it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15124 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The phone is ringing again, it's 2005 asking for it's joke back... The joke is so old that Craig probably already posted it twice. And castigated someone else for posting it as an old joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 My advice would be to never post on here again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19325 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 My advice would be to never post on here again. # Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Arrgh feck, I was looking forward to the congregation giving their relationship advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you? No, how could I? Answer the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you? No, how could I? Answer the question one in your arse one in your mouth. Simples. and my answer depends on whether or not eatin both fingers of twix at once counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fuck off Kevin. Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you? No, how could I? Answer the question one in your arse one in your mouth. Simples. and my answer depends on whether or not eatin both fingers of twix at once counts? Thats spitroasting. Have you then, judging by your replies I reckon you have as you're not denying it or confirming it. You dirty cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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