Christmas Tree 4446 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Why, when the salt sellar runs out, does always take weeks for someone to fill it back up from the main drum in the cupboard. Weeks and weeks of careful sprinkling from the large shoot go by until one day, a kind person carries out this simplest of tasks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15124 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 The only correct response here is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42681 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I have a salt grinder you fucking pleb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 sea salt and the shaker/grinder is obsolete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42681 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Yeah cos I take advice from Australians on what is/isn't "current". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 welcome back scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Lazy cunts at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barrack Road Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not having a go at you CT in anyway shape or form more people who are part of your profession. Taxi Drivers, it doesn't matter what the subject is they know more than you, 60% are boring cunts who believe they have superior intelligence than Steven Hawking and I'd say more than 90% want to talk about football, but fewer than 5% actually have a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4446 Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not having a go at you CT in anyway shape or form more people who are part of your profession. Taxi Drivers, it doesn't matter what the subject is they know more than you, 60% are boring cunts who believe they have superior intelligence than Steven Hawking and I'd say more than 90% want to talk about football, but fewer than 5% actually have a clue. Think yourself lucky Stevie, you only have to share a short drive with them....I have to sit around with them all day long!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barrack Road Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not having a go at you CT in anyway shape or form more people who are part of your profession. Taxi Drivers, it doesn't matter what the subject is they know more than you, 60% are boring cunts who believe they have superior intelligence than Steven Hawking and I'd say more than 90% want to talk about football, but fewer than 5% actually have a clue. Think yourself lucky Stevie, you only have to share a short drive with them....I have to sit around with them all day long!!! I'd find that so painful, I'd sit in the car park reading the paper me. There's always so much politics with them too, and I don't mean fuckin Westminster, I mean moaning about desk clerk favouritism, moaning about shifts other drivers, oh dear. You deserve a medal, I'm telling you now I couldn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4446 Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not having a go at you CT in anyway shape or form more people who are part of your profession. Taxi Drivers, it doesn't matter what the subject is they know more than you, 60% are boring cunts who believe they have superior intelligence than Steven Hawking and I'd say more than 90% want to talk about football, but fewer than 5% actually have a clue. Think yourself lucky Stevie, you only have to share a short drive with them....I have to sit around with them all day long!!! I'd find that so painful, I'd sit in the car park reading the paper me. There's always so much politics with them too, and I don't mean fuckin Westminster, I mean moaning about desk clerk favouritism, moaning about shifts other drivers, oh dear. You deserve a medal, I'm telling you now I couldn't do it. Or sit in the car park on Toontastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4446 Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not having a go at you CT in anyway shape or form more people who are part of your profession. Taxi Drivers, it doesn't matter what the subject is they know more than you, 60% are boring cunts who believe they have superior intelligence than Steven Hawking and I'd say more than 90% want to talk about football, but fewer than 5% actually have a clue. Think yourself lucky Stevie, you only have to share a short drive with them....I have to sit around with them all day long!!! I'd find that so painful, I'd sit in the car park reading the paper me. There's always so much politics with them too, and I don't mean fuckin Westminster, I mean moaning about desk clerk favouritism, moaning about shifts other drivers, oh dear. You deserve a medal, I'm telling you now I couldn't do it. Surprised I could after many years in corporate, however it is a great antidote to boardroom stress and politics which far outweigh any worries about dodgy desk clerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6582 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Why, when the salt sellar runs out, does always take weeks for someone to fill it back up from the main drum in the cupboard. Weeks and weeks of careful sprinkling from the large shoot go by until one day, a kind person carries out this simplest of tasks. Do it yourself you lazy twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube. On what planet is tht reasonable fucking behaviour? People who leave an empty roll on the bog roll holder, or worse still the folk who take set the empty roll and don't replace it. So they've acknowledged the roll is empty and still haven't the common bastard decency to replace it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7060 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Hipsters over 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Hipsters over 30. I'd add Hipsters on girls over size twelve and Hipsters on bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7060 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I was referring to the scene, rather than the pant, but your point holds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 People talking loudly at gigs. I came to hear the comic/band/beat-poet not you. Intolerant people. They're all cocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4446 Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 IT people using words like "power up"! Just turn it on you fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6582 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 IT people using words like "power up"! Just turn it on you fucker. That seriously pisses you off? Christ CT - get help man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15124 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 People who say "get help" just because you disagree with them on something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6582 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 People who say "get help" just because you disagree with them on something. People who hoy a wink at the end of a post.. .. ... .. .. .. . .. oh go on then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) We've done this topic at least twice before on here but I can't resist a chance to have a good old whinge so here I go again People who jump queues, especially foreign students. Old people who think they have the god given right to be rude to you and to run you over in their mobility scooters. People who dont wash their hands. Empty toilet roll holder. Dirty dishes left in my lounge which I have to pick up when I get in from night shift. People who sponge off society, con the benefit system and have no intention of ever getting a job. Couples/single mums who have loads of kids they cannot aford to support themselves. People shouting and swearing at their kids in public. (or swearing at them point blank) Running out of milk. Constant texts from Orange Toaster being left on high setting. Laziness Incompetence Oh I could go on and on and on.... ..which I am so doing The way that people talk at the moment. (mainly youngsters) . They don't pronounce their words properly. Rap Music White men trying to be like Black Rappers. The way men shake hands now. Jeans down around the knees (how silly does that look)?! Bullying Edited April 9, 2010 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I try not to let things out of my control irritate me because you get upset and the people to blame don't know about / don't care anyway. I suppose I'm fairly laid back but it's still easier said than done. Getting pissed off because someone cuts across you whilst driving just drives up your own blood pressure though whilst the culprit tends to blissfully unaware of what they've done. It's a general philosophy of mine although there are obvious exceptions. Piers Morgan, for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I try not to let things out of my control irritate me because you get upset and the people to blame don't know about / don't care anyway. I suppose I'm fairly laid back but it's still easier said than done. Getting pissed off because someone cuts across you whilst driving just drives up your own blood pressure though whilst the culprit tends to blissfully unaware of what they've done. It's a general philosophy of mine although there are obvious exceptions. Piers Morgan, for example. I know thats true as demonstrated by the elderly guy who was driving at us on our side of the road the wrong way down a one way street last night He was blissfully unaware and didnt notice all the people trying to flag him down or the fact we had to swerve onto the other side of the road to miss him Lucky hubby has quick reactions else that would have been a head on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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