Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 You'll have been licking the pros out. Nailed on. That explains the bad breath but what about the welts on my arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 loveable cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 i hate that. it's the same at the hotel buffet breakfast. all the juice you can drink but you have to go straight back to the buffet bar after one gulp because you're forced to drink it through a fucking thimble Major pet hate of mine. They do it deliberately, like. They tease you with a vast selection of juice then set it out in a way to encourage you to drink as little as possible. I usually stand by the juice bar wetting the whistle by downing a couple of glasses before heading back to my table with my thimble. Guaranteed you have to get up again mid breakfast for a top up. #firstworldproblems I do that as well. Usually have an unnecessary extra one as well if there's someone waiting who doesn't look happy with me. Feeling incredibly ropey today. Had a couple of drinks on Sunday that turned into a session then was at a funeral yesterday and proceeded to get hammered afterwards. Might get a takeaway later, I need grease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 You should be like Mike Patton and have a shit in the OJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I thought of you earlier because I put a woolly hat on. It might have helped, but I think that was more likely to be the Toffee Crisp I ate around the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I thought of you earlier because I put a woolly hat on. It might have helped, but I think that was more likely to be the Toffee Crisp I ate around the same time. Both I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Sugar hangover? Might as well go on the roof and shout you're gay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Major sugar hangover today thanks to Might as well have spiced up each bottle with a generous double considering how rough I'm feeling. Wouldn't take much for bars to stock a few of them. There must be a fair few non drinkers around these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Particularly considering where they're actually from (the drinks, I mean, not the teetotalers). Whereas tons of places down here seem to have them these days (the drinks, I mean, not the teetotalers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 loveable cunts Beloved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Wouldn't take much for bars to stock a few of them. There must be a fair few non drinkers around these days One of the good things about a bar is that it's unlikely to attract many teetotalers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Beloved Pretty, pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34072712 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 That's right bitches, looks like I was right again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Look - I was drinking last night and had a headache coming on before I even went to sleep. Stayed up another hour, had a pint and a half of water. Am now fine. I don't want to second guess the Dutch (cowards, etc), but either Dutch people aren't ingesting water properly, or there are some other factors at play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Instead, a study concluded, the only way to prevent a hangover is to drink less alcohol. Fuck that. You keep cans in the fridge, have one about midday and you're sorted. These so-called experts don't know whether to shit or wind their watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/alcohol/Pages/Hangovers.aspx I have googled this self-contradicting article from the NHS, which advises that there are no cures for hangovers, in the way that your parents once told you that eating sprouts was fundamental to your physical development, before begrudgingly pointing out that actually, having a pint of water before bed will help keep hangovers away. I'm gonna go full Parky and claim that this is all part of some diabolical (read: well-meaning) plan to stop people from drinking so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Look - I was drinking last night and had a headache coming on before I even went to sleep. Stayed up another hour, had a pint and a half of water. Am now fine. I don't want to second guess the Dutch (cowards, etc), but either Dutch people aren't ingesting water properly, or there are some other factors at play. Anecdotesh are not evidenche. You keep staying up til 3am drinking water though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/alcohol/Pages/Hangovers.aspx I have googled this self-contradicting article from the NHS, which advises that there are no cures for hangovers, in the way that your parents once told you that eating sprouts was fundamental to your physical development, before begrudgingly pointing out that actually, having a pint of water before bed will help keep hangovers away. I'm gonna go full Parky and claim that this is all part of some diabolical (read: well-meaning) plan to stop people from drinking so much. Aye, it's like when barbers would tell you to get your hair cut every 6 weeks to get you back in the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Anecdotesh are not evidenche. You keep staying up til 3am drinking water though. It fucking works! Either that or my liver is superhuman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Of course water works, that study is the shittest of shit science. 'To solve a biological question we asked 800 drunken dutch students...' Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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