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Think I fired about 10 Newcastle Exhibitions into myself last night and rather than have a hangowa I've got the shits off it. It's a canny drop tbf, just not had it for some considerable time. Not many places have it on neither.

 

Someone asked me if I wanted a Jagger Bomb. What the fuck's that, btw?

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Think I fired about 10 Newcastle Exhibitions into myself last night and rather than have a hangowa I've got the shits off it. It's a canny drop tbf, just not had it for some considerable time. Not many places have it on neither.

 

Someone asked me if I wanted a Jagger Bomb. What the fuck's that, btw?

 

Glass of red bull with a shot of Jaegermeister dropped in it. Even if your in a wheelchair you'll be up and dancing in 5 mins flat!!

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Think I fired about 10 Newcastle Exhibitions into myself last night and rather than have a hangowa I've got the shits off it. It's a canny drop tbf, just not had it for some considerable time. Not many places have it on neither.

There's a very good reason for that ;)

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Tried your woolly hat idea alex... not a fan. Now I've got a hangover and an uncomfortably warm head.

 

Need to get rid of the rest of your hair first, only works for full baldys. You're not far off, like. ;)

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Tried your woolly hat idea alex... not a fan. Now I've got a hangover and an uncomfortably warm head.

 

Need to get rid of the rest of your hair first, only works for full baldys. You're not far off, like. ;)

 

God, Besty, what a right little bitch you've been today :icon_lol: Your lass make you watch Sex and the City last night or something?

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Oh god. The worst thing about a hangover is drinkers remorse. "Did I say that?" ffs. "Did I do that?" fh. No drink till New Years Eve now I think. Starting to get me beer belly back too.

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Besty's just jealous because with ears like that he can't wear a hat.

We'd swap ages with him though, if not footballing abilities ;) He's greedier than Mirandinha.

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Oh god. The worst thing about a hangover is drinkers remorse. "Did I say that?" ffs. "Did I do that?" fh. No drink till New Years Eve now I think. Starting to get me beer belly back too.

;) I prefer the term mortal 'mare.

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3/4 bottle vodka and 5 bottles of millers, feel fresh as a daisy!!!! last week i drank 4 stellas and woke with a blinder!!! how the fook does that work?

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3/4 bottle vodka and 5 bottles of millers, feel fresh as a daisy!!!! last week i drank 4 stellas and woke with a blinder!!! how the fook does that work?

 

Stella gives you shitty hangovers because it's a dirty pikey pint.

 

Vodka doesn't give you shitty hangovers because good quality vodka is the nectar of the Gods

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I can feel my hangover approaching. Normally it kicks in just as I'm about to eat, but my lunch went down a treat. Now it's looming. I may have to have a tin to keep it away.

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im sweet today, pussys

You were in bed by 1, you tart

 

I went to bed at 3, you mong

I distinctly remember you being at your place before 01:30, scabbypants

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im sweet today, pussys

You were in bed by 1, you tart

 

I went to bed at 3, you mong

I distinctly remember you being at your place before 01:30, scabbypants

 

I was, i was in my house at 1 15 to be exact. if i had of stayed any longer i wouldnt of got a taxi, smart move on my part, eh davidenkó

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im sweet today, pussys

You were in bed by 1, you tart

 

I went to bed at 3, you mong

I distinctly remember you being at your place before 01:30, scabbypants

 

I was, i was in my house at 1 15 to be exact. if i had of stayed any longer i wouldnt of got a taxi, smart move on my part, eh davidenkó

You fucking ponce, when I was your age, New Years Eve was classed as a washout if you got home before lunchtime. Walking home is part of the night. I remember one NYE walking home from Chapel House to Lemington via Elswick*

 

 

 

*Admittedly that means fuck all to anyone not from round here.

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