ChezGiven 0 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! " i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say " hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know " gutted Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43187 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i was drunk once walking home from washington villagegoing up this bank and saw a black dog run out the graveyard it stopped and looked at me n barked then ran up the bank a bit turned round barked again then ran up into the graveyard this only meant one thing to me - it wants me to follow him we got in the graveyard and sure enough mr black dog was waiting midway into the graveyard looking at me - barks again - then runs under this big tree so i go to the tree certain that theres some treasure n when i get there the dog fucks off and im just stood under a tree in a graveyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43187 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! " i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say " hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know " gutted Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom? I reckon it was the Big Black Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! " i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say " hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know " gutted Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom? I reckon it was the Big Black Dog. Lured him into a graveyard, then ran home to shit on his carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43187 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! " i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say " hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know " gutted Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom? I reckon it was the Big Black Dog. Lured him into a graveyard, then ran home to shit on his carpet. Sly buggers these Hell Hounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Got a stinking hangover today. My usual two cans of full fat coke and ibuprofen cure hasn't worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Got a stinking hangover today. My usual two cans of full fat coke and ibuprofen cure hasn't worked Put a wooly hat on man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14071 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Since I'm a student, I've got all of this to look forward to. When I'm in my mid 40s, I'll try the wooly hat method and if it doesn't work, I'll be on here to complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barrack Road Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Got a stinking hangover today. My usual two cans of full fat coke and ibuprofen cure hasn't worked Me too My mate got married yesterday, I drunk 2 bottles of wine up there, had a few vrb's in town, I'm so fuckin white am so wrecked the fish and chips are gettin a wide berth even. 4 hours kip max can hardly move, look like Rab C fuckin Nesbitt. I might actually try and see how long I can go without drinking, I'm going to go through the summer without a drink I've decided. I was conciously aware of this thread and how fucked I'd be today when I was drinking too. Just put some music on and surprisingly it helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Nah, I'd probs be sick if I did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barrack Road Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Nah, I'd probs be sick if I did that. I tell you how pissed I was telling this to Bawan earlier, when I got back to the town, went in the casino, and there was two kids who looked like you and Bawan, and I went "you're Besty and you're Bawan", and the two kids went "we're not ye naa", I gans "ye are man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Fucking hell, bet you were gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover. Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover. Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless. Either that or buy some Adidas clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover. Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless. None of this bucket shit like. I'm not a charva or 15 anymore. Edited April 2, 2010 by Jonny2J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover. Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless. None of this bucket shit like. I'm not a charva or 15 anymore. Puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least. Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like. You have to start saving that sort of thing for special occasions. I should have a hangover as i had a load of Friesengeist last night, seems fine at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like. You have to start saving that sort of thing for special occasions. I should have a hangover as i had a load of Friesengeist last night, seems fine at the minute. Could be a slow burner. Those types of hangovers are cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barrack Road Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I don't feel as wrecked now like but 12 hours kip has helped but there's still something, and I'm supposed to be going out today oh dear. I reckon the value of my liver on ebay is going down by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like. You have to start saving that sort of thing for special occasions. I should have a hangover as i had a load of Friesengeist last night, seems fine at the minute. Could be a slow burner. Those types of hangovers are cunts. Its canny gear and comes with some mental accessories. We had the clog and the two-inch frying pan to accompany the session. http://www.friesengeist.de/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Got a fucking killer today like. Think I need to get back on the drink as soon as to sort meself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Got a stinking hangover today. My usual two cans of full fat coke and ibuprofen cure hasn't worked Me too My mate got married yesterday, I drunk 2 bottles of wine up there, had a few vrb's in town, I'm so fuckin white am so wrecked the fish and chips are gettin a wide berth even. 4 hours kip max can hardly move, look like Rab C fuckin Nesbitt. I might actually try and see how long I can go without drinking, I'm going to go through the summer without a drink I've decided. I was conciously aware of this thread and how fucked I'd be today when I was drinking too. Just put some music on and surprisingly it helps Never happens, my mate says it every week without fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Got a bit of an annoying one today. Not too painful but very noticeable and it doesn't seem to want to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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