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once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting

" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! "

i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up

later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say

" hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know "

gutted

 

Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom?

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i was drunk once walking home from washington village

going up this bank and saw a black dog run out the graveyard

it stopped and looked at me n barked

then ran up the bank a bit

turned round

barked again

then ran up into the graveyard

this only meant one thing to me - it wants me to follow him

we got in the graveyard and sure enough mr black dog was waiting midway into the graveyard looking at me - barks again - then runs under this big tree

so i go to the tree certain that theres some treasure n when i get there the dog fucks off and im just stood under a tree in a graveyard.

:D

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once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting

" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! "

i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up

later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say

" hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know "

gutted

 

Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom?

I reckon it was the Big Black Dog.

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once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting

" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! "

i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up

later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say

" hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know "

gutted

 

Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom?

I reckon it was the Big Black Dog.

Lured him into a graveyard, then ran home to shit on his carpet.

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once woke up on my bathroom floor with nowt on coverred in my own vomit with me sister stood over me shouting

" TWO WORDS FOR YA! CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP! "

i wasnt in any mood to argue her maths nor move in any way so i lay there for 4 hours then got up and cleaned everywhere up

later on i was just about recoverred n i walked downstairs to be greeted by a cheeky little plop on the living room carpet just stareing at me as if to say

" hello farnie, you dont know how i got here do you ? and you never will know "

gutted

 

Your sister shat on your living room floor in revenge for you throwing up all over the bathroom?

I reckon it was the Big Black Dog.

Lured him into a graveyard, then ran home to shit on his carpet.

Sly buggers these Hell Hounds :D

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Got a stinking hangover today. My usual two cans of full fat coke and ibuprofen cure hasn't worked :icon_lol:

Me too :lol: My mate got married yesterday, I drunk 2 bottles of wine up there, had a few vrb's in town, I'm so fuckin white am so wrecked the fish and chips are gettin a wide berth even. 4 hours kip max can hardly move, look like Rab C fuckin Nesbitt. I might actually try and see how long I can go without drinking, I'm going to go through the summer without a drink I've decided. I was conciously aware of this thread and how fucked I'd be today when I was drinking too.

 

Just put some music on and surprisingly it helps :D

 

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Nah, I'd probs be sick if I did that. :D

I tell you how pissed I was telling this to Bawan earlier, when I got back to the town, went in the casino, and there was two kids who looked like you and Bawan, and I went "you're Besty and you're Bawan", and the two kids went "we're not ye naa", I gans "ye are man" :icon_lol:

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I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover.

 

Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless.

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I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover.

 

Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless.

 

:D

 

Either that or buy some Adidas clothing.

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I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover.

 

Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless.

:D None of this bucket shit like. I'm not a charva or 15 anymore. :icon_lol:

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I find having a spliff is a top cure for a hangover.

 

Thats your solution to everything though Jonny. Got a bad head 'smoke a cone', I'm hungry 'Have a spliff', Feel a bit down 'have a bucket' the list is endless.

:D None of this bucket shit like. I'm not a charva or 15 anymore. :icon_lol:

 

Puff.

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After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.

Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like.

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After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.

Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like.

 

You have to start saving that sort of thing for special occasions. :D

 

I should have a hangover as i had a load of Friesengeist last night, seems fine at the minute.

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After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.

Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like.

 

You have to start saving that sort of thing for special occasions. :D

 

I should have a hangover as i had a load of Friesengeist last night, seems fine at the minute.

Could be a slow burner. Those types of hangovers are cunts.

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I don't feel as wrecked now like but 12 hours kip has helped but there's still something, and I'm supposed to be going out today oh dear. I reckon the value of my liver on ebay is going down by the day.

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After being married and hardly having any propper sessions on the piss for the best part of the last decade, now that i'm single again and doing all day sessions on a Saturday I'm finding that the hangovers are much worse than they were in my early twenty's. I'm probably not in double figures for being sick with drink in my life (if I'm fucked enough to be sick I need to be helped home and can't remember a thing) and that's still not happening but I'm finding that I'm still recovering from a saturday on a Monday at least.

Of course the plant food and horse tranq's aren't doing me any favours there like.

 

You have to start saving that sort of thing for special occasions. :D

 

I should have a hangover as i had a load of Friesengeist last night, seems fine at the minute.

Could be a slow burner. Those types of hangovers are cunts.

Its canny gear and comes with some mental accessories. We had the clog and the two-inch frying pan to accompany the session.

 

http://www.friesengeist.de/

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Got a stinking hangover today. My usual two cans of full fat coke and ibuprofen cure hasn't worked :lol:

Me too :) My mate got married yesterday, I drunk 2 bottles of wine up there, had a few vrb's in town, I'm so fuckin white am so wrecked the fish and chips are gettin a wide berth even. 4 hours kip max can hardly move, look like Rab C fuckin Nesbitt. I might actually try and see how long I can go without drinking, I'm going to go through the summer without a drink I've decided. I was conciously aware of this thread and how fucked I'd be today when I was drinking too.

 

Just put some music on and surprisingly it helps :icon_lol:

 

 

Never happens, my mate says it every week without fail :D

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