Monkeys Fist 41548 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Kid- " But Mr. Wayne, there was no tray at breakfast and the glasses were small" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29836 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Hold on, you're the one coming up with impossible solutions to real life problems. You may as well just have told him to use the imaginary large glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41548 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 "impossible solutions"- a tray. Â Get in the fucking river! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29836 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 They don't have trays sitting out! You would have to ask for one, in which case you may as well just ask for a pint glass. Â I'll let it go this time seeing as you've been up all night. ~Don't forget my mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21617 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 They do it deliberately, like. They tease you with a vast selection of juice then set it out in a way to encourage you to drink as little as possible. I usually stand by the juice bar wetting the whistle by downing a couple of glasses before heading back to my table with my thimble. Guaranteed you have to get up again mid breakfast for a top up. #firstworldproblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32190 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 "Look. I really don't mean to complain, but......I mean, yeah, I'm used to bigger glasses than this ok? The hotel cost enough so it really isn't on..........What?.........complimentary wine as an apology?........That's decent of you, err, do you have frozen grapes as an accompaniment?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41548 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 "Bu..bu..but these are red seedless, and I'm drinking a cheeky white! Are you deliberately trying to ruin my hotel experience?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32190 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15201 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Major sugar hangover today thanks to   Might as well have spiced up each bottle with a generous double considering how rough I'm feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Sugar hangover? Might as well go on the roof and shout you're gay!! Edited July 28, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) They do it deliberately, like. They tease you with a vast selection of juice then set it out in a way to encourage you to drink as little as possible. I usually stand by the juice bar wetting the whistle by downing a couple of glasses before heading back to my table with my thimble. Guaranteed you have to get up again mid breakfast for a top up. #firstworldproblems Take the jug back to the table. Got nasty looks from the help when I asked for chilli sauce at the wedding on Fri. Edited July 28, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34320 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Got nasty looks from the help when I asked for chilli sauce at the wedding on Fri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15201 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Sugar hangover? Might as well go on the roof and shout you're gay!! Â I swear, caffeine and sugar seem to hit me worse than the booze ever did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21617 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Â Â Got nasty looks from the help when I asked for chilli sauce at the wedding on Fri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Major sugar hangover today thanks to   Might as well have spiced up each bottle with a generous double considering how rough I'm feeling.  This might be linked but my arse is like Sangatte; no movement control what-so-ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 All this chat about hangovers from wankers in their late 30s and early 40s and that Lord Sewel is dressing up in birds clothes, drinking like a trooper off his tits on coke at the age of 69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Quite right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 He's an inspiration to us all, i hope i look that good in an orange bra and leather jacket when i'm his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43307 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I think you get a second wind for a year when you hit the sexiest age of them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21617 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 All this chat about hangovers from wankers in their late 30s and early 40s and that Lord Sewel is dressing up in birds clothes, drinking like a trooper off his tits on coke at the age of 69. Â good work if you can get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 House of Lords is full of these loveable scoundrels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34320 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Or cunts, as I like to call them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Had a couple of heavy nights in Sheffield but managed to get through it without a hangover. On our street, there was a load of brothels so I'm not sure if those two things are linked because I can't remember a bastard thing from Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43307 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 You'll have been licking the pros out. Nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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