She's back

[LeazesMag 0]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

[Christmas Tree 4920]

Newcastle close in on promotion but will there be a rude awakening?

Her latest headline, once again looking at any negative she can take from NUFC. I just wonder if she'll ever write about SAFC? Then again, like all mackems and Geordies, we all share one constant thing, an obsession with Newcastle United.

 

 

The "reply" comments are quite damning

[The Fish 11065]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

[ChezGiven 0]

Been doing my own mediawatch for the past few weeks. The last time the mackem bint wrote about us was April 8th, the one where she said

 

At Newcastle United the alleged altercation between Andy Carroll and Steven Taylor, which left Taylor nursing a doubly broken jaw and feeding through a straw, prompted a surfeit of septic, completely unfounded, rumours on some Newcastle supporters' sites.

 

How long does it take to fix a double-broken jaw which has a patient feeding through a straw? Luke?

 

and for the record, stated that

Newcastle's enduring, ill-advised, silence on the Taylor-Carroll affair is a pollutant at the heart of an otherwise renascent club

 

And also just to observe about the guardian, only 1 of our last 4 games has a match report, generated by the local correspondent for Plymouth. Has the Guardian stopped bothering with us? It seems that the only recent articles on their site on us are from the Press Association.

 

All seems strange to me, as if someone is in a massive huff.

[NJS 4446]

She would have flooded London if Ipswich had beaten us.

[Andrew 4964]

Been doing my own mediawatch for the past few weeks. The last time the mackem bint wrote about us was April 8th, the one where she said

 

At Newcastle United the alleged altercation between Andy Carroll and Steven Taylor, which left Taylor nursing a doubly broken jaw and feeding through a straw, prompted a surfeit of septic, completely unfounded, rumours on some Newcastle supporters' sites.

 

How long does it take to fix a double-broken jaw which has a patient feeding through a straw? Luke?

 

and for the record, stated that

Newcastle's enduring, ill-advised, silence on the Taylor-Carroll affair is a pollutant at the heart of an otherwise renascent club

 

And also just to observe about the guardian, only 1 of our last 4 games has a match report, generated by the local correspondent for Plymouth. Has the Guardian stopped bothering with us? It seems that the only recent articles on their site on us are from the Press Association.

 

All seems strange to me, as if someone is in a massive huff.

 

well she did pick roy keanes ipswich as her favourite to go up champions

[peasepud 59]

Been doing my own mediawatch for the past few weeks. The last time the mackem bint wrote about us was April 8th, the one where she said

 

At Newcastle United the alleged altercation between Andy Carroll and Steven Taylor, which left Taylor nursing a doubly broken jaw and feeding through a straw, prompted a surfeit of septic, completely unfounded, rumours on some Newcastle supporters' sites.

 

How long does it take to fix a double-broken jaw which has a patient feeding through a straw? Luke?

 

and for the record, stated that

Newcastle's enduring, ill-advised, silence on the Taylor-Carroll affair is a pollutant at the heart of an otherwise renascent club

 

And also just to observe about the guardian, only 1 of our last 4 games has a match report, generated by the local correspondent for Plymouth. Has the Guardian stopped bothering with us? It seems that the only recent articles on their site on us are from the Press Association.

 

All seems strange to me, as if someone is in a massive huff.

 

I reckon that everytime shes stopped writing about us because every time she even thinks the word "Newcastle" she chokes on her own cock.

[trophyshy 7094]

she probably reads the reams of abuse in here and gets on the gin for weeks at at time.

[sandman02uk 0]

Or rather she probably writes shite and her editor rejects it saying the team aren't divided and are winning so you I wont publish this garbage

[Happy Face 29]

Maybe the editor took her off covering Newcastle after her online breakdown.

[ChezGiven 0]

Maybe the editor took her off covering Newcastle after her online breakdown.

 

I thnk there may be some truth in this. Or they collectively (the paper is full of mackem sympathisers apparently) decided not to bother anymore after the grief she got.

 

If they have spat the dummy out, just goes to show how childish and biased they are.

[peasepud 59]

Maybe the editor took her off covering Newcastle after her online breakdown.

 

Time to turn the screw methinks

[luckyluke 2]

Dunno how long Taylor would be drinking through a straw really, never worked in maxillofacial surgery and even if I had I would imagine you'd need to know about the complexity of the fracture to make an educated guess. That said, I would have thought you'd be able to eat not long after it surgically fixed (his was with titanium plates shortly after the incident).

[LeazesMag 0]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

[Toonpack 10384]

Dunno how long Taylor would be drinking through a straw really, never worked in maxillofacial surgery and even if I had I would imagine you'd need to know about the complexity of the fracture to make an educated guess. That said, I would have thought you'd be able to eat not long after it surgically fixed (his was with titanium plates shortly after the incident).

 

Doubt you'd be cleared to play football within a month though IF the injury was as bad as was stated

[Dr Gloom 22507]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

 

that's debatable

[Gejon 2]

Maybe she found a mirror and topped herself?

[LeazesMag 0]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

 

that's debatable

 

indeed. You were one of the many people who disputed that the Halls and Shepherd were the best owners we have had in 50 years and would be a very difficult act to follow, if I remember correctly ?

 

You were also one of the tosspots who celebrated Ashley buying the club because "anybody would be better than Fred" too.

 

If I am wrong, then state now that you agreed I was correct, because I most certainly said both of these things at the time.

 

Doubt you will though

[luckyluke 2]

Dunno how long Taylor would be drinking through a straw really, never worked in maxillofacial surgery and even if I had I would imagine you'd need to know about the complexity of the fracture to make an educated guess. That said, I would have thought you'd be able to eat not long after it surgically fixed (his was with titanium plates shortly after the incident).

 

Doubt you'd be cleared to play football within a month though IF the injury was as bad as was stated

 

Ah sorry misunderstood the question. Well, when related to the context of professional football, my experience of maxfax is upgraded from zero to even less than zero. But when I googled earlier to try to find a few more specifics of Taylor's injury I saw something that said such injuries usually keep players out for several months due the risk of recurrent injury. Which makes sense really.

[LeazesMag 0]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

 

that's debatable

 

indeed. You were one of the many people who disputed that the Halls and Shepherd were the best owners we have had in 50 years and would be a very difficult act to follow, if I remember correctly ?

 

You were also one of the tosspots who celebrated Ashley buying the club because "anybody would be better than Fred" too.

 

If I am wrong, then state now that you agreed I was correct, because I most certainly said both of these things at the time.

 

Doubt you will though

 

 

no reply I see............

[Happy Face 29]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

 

that's debatable

 

indeed. You were one of the many people who disputed that the Halls and Shepherd were the best owners we have had in 50 years and would be a very difficult act to follow, if I remember correctly ?

 

You were also one of the tosspots who celebrated Ashley buying the club because "anybody would be better than Fred" too.

 

If I am wrong, then state now that you agreed I was correct, because I most certainly said both of these things at the time.

 

Doubt you will though

 

 

no reply I see............

 

*cough*

 

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=732802

 

*cough*

[LeazesMag 0]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

 

that's debatable

 

indeed. You were one of the many people who disputed that the Halls and Shepherd were the best owners we have had in 50 years and would be a very difficult act to follow, if I remember correctly ?

 

You were also one of the tosspots who celebrated Ashley buying the club because "anybody would be better than Fred" too.

 

If I am wrong, then state now that you agreed I was correct, because I most certainly said both of these things at the time.

 

Doubt you will though

 

 

no reply I see............

 

*cough*

 

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=732802

 

*cough*

 

are you Dr Gloom ?

[Happy Face 29]

she's laughing at all of you for giving her so much attention man

 

stop reading the fucking Guardian ffs, its nowt but a do gooder rag anyway.

 

 

bump

You're a terrible fisherman.

 

I'm good at making correct statements though.

 

that's debatable

 

indeed. You were one of the many people who disputed that the Halls and Shepherd were the best owners we have had in 50 years and would be a very difficult act to follow, if I remember correctly ?

 

You were also one of the tosspots who celebrated Ashley buying the club because "anybody would be better than Fred" too.

 

If I am wrong, then state now that you agreed I was correct, because I most certainly said both of these things at the time.

 

Doubt you will though

 

 

no reply I see............

 

*cough*

 

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=732802

 

*cough*

 

are you Dr Gloom ?

 

I don't get the reference.