Barton completes 45 Minutes

[ChezGiven 0]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

[The Fish 10857]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Impeccable. Yours?

[kockhead 0]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate.

[The Fish 10857]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate.

Is your bar bill around £80 a fortnight?

[Kevin 1]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate.

Is your bar bill around £80 a fortnight?

 

Doubt it.

 

Dole only gets £48 a fortnight.

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate.

Is your bar bill around £80 a fortnight?

 

Doubt it.

 

Dole only gets £48 a fortnight.

Probably more than you make.

[The Fish 10857]

just figured he'd be on a stack load of other benefits too

[Kevin 1]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate.

Is your bar bill around £80 a fortnight?

 

Doubt it.

 

Dole only gets £48 a fortnight.

Probably more than you make.

 

If he gets £48 a fortnight and I get £200, who gets more?

 

You can use your fingers to count

 

just figured he'd be on a stack load of other benefits too

 

Shit I forgot about his benefits. Wonder what he's claiming.

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Carroll was man of the match yesterday you squealy-voiced grief-junky.

 

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate.

Is your bar bill around £80 a fortnight?

 

Doubt it.

 

Dole only gets £48 a fortnight.

Probably more than you make.

 

If he gets £48 a fortnight and I get £200, who gets more?

 

You can use your fingers to count

 

just figured he'd be on a stack load of other benefits too

 

Shit I forgot about his benefits. Wonder what he's claiming.

Disability allowance for sure.

[The Fish 10857]

Some scouse skank will be claiming he knocked her up, but we know he's shooting blanks, so they won't actually be his offspring, but no doubt he's claiming for them anyway

[Brock Manson 0]

Probably makes a fair few bob stealing copper pipes from the comm centres an arl.

[Kevin 1]

I reckon he's claiming that he has a bad back and cannot work because of it.

[dbsweeney 0]

From True Faith:

 

JOEY BARTON IS NOT A NAZI!

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Sensational News!

true faith can sensationally and EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Joey Barton is NOT a Nazi. The world of football was last night reeling to this incredible news. The football media and Wheyse Keyes Louise (WKL) of The Guardian struggled to come to terms with some amazing revelations last night.

 

As stunned football journalists and Louse Taylor came to terms with the disclosures that Joey Barton does not and has never supported the beliefs of the German National Socialist Party of the 1930s and probably believes Adolf Hitler was one of the biggest monsters in history responsible for mass murder, genocide and human misery our sources close to the press box at SJP said: "its all come a bit out of the blue. We were sure Barton subscribed to the theories of eugenics, racial purity and the primacy of the teutonic race and embroidered that with a deep rooted and murderous anti-semitism. What a turn-up eh?"

 

This stunning revelation comes after Joey Barton did NOT do a Nazi/Fascist salute after he scored but probably just had his arm raised at a kind of 45 degree angle which no sane person could possibly construe as a political symbol of the Third Reich.

 

In other news we can also reveal, Joey Barton does NOT;

 

(a) have the collected speeches of The Fuhrer on his i-Pod

 

( goose-step every morning into training and encourage team spirit with communal singing of SS marching songs at Darsley Park

 

© dress up as an SS strorm trooper when he's doing the gardening

 

(d) have a "Wolf's Lair" name plate on the door of his executive pad or call his lass "Eva"just for the frisk

 

or

 

(e) have any plans for world-wide domination or a thousand year reich.

 

even

 

(f) think, well at least he built some nice roads and got the trains to run on time

 

In other news Newcastle United beat Aston Villa 6-0 at St James' Park. Joey Barton scored the best goal of the weekend to give the home team a 1-0 lead. There was some stuff about a tache. Adolf had a tache as well you know.

 

That Is All.

Edited August 24, 2010 by dbsweeney

[Barney 0]

 

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