snakehips 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Take the first lass and stay in a hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Take the first lass and stay in a hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 A kendal mint cake fuelled blow job is a no-no anyway mate. If the wind turned it'd be frostbitten beyond repair and would have to come off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Strange name like, it's never been in the same room as a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. no brainer that one like. Start doing weight training and learning to read maps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. hmmmmm....tough one, just remember that big girls are never sure of when they may get it again.....so you could conceivably get the best of both worlds if you play your cards right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. There are those amongst the female population who could 'muck in', map read, carry a back pack and so on AND be hot in the tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 yeah but lesbians wont want to sleep with Snakey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 sooooo boringly general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. There are those amongst the female population who could 'muck in', map read, carry a back pack and so on AND be hot in the tent are you describing yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 you carry her load and in the end she will carry your load .. if ya get me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 A kendal mint cake fuelled blow job is a no-no anyway mate. If the wind turned it'd be frostbitten beyond repair and would have to come off. Oh. I hadn't even considered giving her a piece of Kendall Mint Cake. Ahh, I'm with you....she would bring her own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. There are those amongst the female population who could 'muck in', map read, carry a back pack and so on AND be hot in the tent are you describing yourself Possibly LM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do. There are those amongst the female population who could 'muck in', map read, carry a back pack and so on AND be hot in the tent are you describing yourself Possibly LM see. I got you sussed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Take them both. Shag guaranteed, you won't be getting lost, and there's the outside chance of 3some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Sex in a tent is over-rated. At least it was with our scoutmaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Check out Leazes and his cyberflirting, one smooth mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Sex in a tent is over-rated. At least it was with our scoutmaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Check out Leazes and his cyberflirting, one smooth mofo. mofo ? Sorry, I'm an old fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15121 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Check out Leazes and his cyberflirting, one smooth mofo. mofo ? Sorry, I'm an old fucker An ofo, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Check out Leazes and his cyberflirting, one smooth mofo. LM is always very smoooooooooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 T/R, d'you reckon you could handle more than one tent peg at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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