Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 We might finally see the “Football Board” that McClaren, Moncur and Charnley headed up (Fucking hell ) become an actual reality. Keegan teleconferencing in to tell us if our winger is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Ambassador is pretty much a pointless position though you do wonder if Keegan could speak to transfer targets, there aren't too many better at selling the club than him. And I'm not a fan of managers moving to DoF and I can't imagine any manager worth their salt would be too happy about it either. So basically you're saying fuck you, I don't agree and both of them can fuck off and not come back?!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 No need for either of them when we have Poch in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 33 minutes ago, ewerk said: No need for either of them when we have Poch in charge. Fuck off you twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33098 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Keegan walking into a room with the targeted player and his agent, NUFC tracksuit on and just starting to talk about juggernauts or massive ships steaming past small boats etc. Five mins and big funds later and he'd be walking out the room with a big net over his shoulder and an entangled M'bappe not knowing what hit him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 6 hours ago, sammynb said: The two people I'd love to see the Saudis bring back to the club in official roles are KK and Rafa, it's just as shame SBR has passed as he'd be the third. Fuck off all these brown nosing cunts who have supported the fat cunt in the name of a pound. KK as official ambassador and RB as manager with a plan for him to move up to DOF in 5 or 6 seasons once the club has stabilised and the plan is on it's way. The two of them may have different footballing styles but you just know their enthusiasm for the club and the area would have them on the same path. Rafa and Keegan together would never work imo. One is too enthusiastic the other one too pragmatic. They wouldn’t compromise and clash at the very first opportunity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Keegan walking into a room with the targeted player and his agent, NUFC tracksuit on and just starting to talk about juggernauts or massive ships steaming past small boats etc. Five mins and big funds later and he'd be walking out the room with a big net over his shoulder and an entangled M'bappe not knowing what hit him. 8 hours ago, Isegrim said: Rafa and Keegan together would never work imo. One is too enthusiastic the other one too pragmatic. They wouldn’t compromise and clash at the very first opportunity. I see KK's role exactly as described by Howmanheyman, also add him to the process of securing academy players and everyone would be wanting to play for Rafa's Newcastle. Sorry Wolfgang but I disagree, KK of old would have disagreed with Rafa's footballing pragmatism but I doubt he would these days and he would relish his role as the "closer." He would know his days as a manager are over and I doubt he want the hassle at his age. Also Rafa is smart enough to know the benefit of having a club legend as part of the set-up so it would be win win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10838 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 16 hours ago, Isegrim said: Rafa and Keegan together would never work imo. One is too enthusiastic the other one too pragmatic. They wouldn’t compromise and clash at the very first opportunity. Both ambitious and would want to progress in their own way. Slow and steady incremental improvements from Benitez, predicated on a solid defence. Reach for the stars excitement from Keegan, predicated on fucking loads of attackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 35 minutes ago, The Fish said: Both ambitious and would want to progress in their own way. Slow and steady incremental improvements from Benitez, predicated on a solid defence. Reach for the stars excitement from Keegan, predicated on fucking loads of attackers. Where the fuck have you bunch of clowns got the idea that I was suggesting the both work together in a managerial/team capacity. It's like talking to a room full of CTs sometimes. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10838 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Bit of a stroppy cunt, aren't you Sammy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Bit of a stroppy cunt, aren't you Sammy? And that's on a good day baldy. Edited July 16, 2020 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 33 minutes ago, sammynb said: And that's on a g’day baldy. FYP …stroppy cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: FYP …stroppy cunt. And you can fuck off back off to your shed anarl hairy palms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Give him a job as an Ambassador.I for one would like to see him in the Director’s box at every home game.In fact,make him the club President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Doesn't SJH have to die before that position becomes vacant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 He's been dead to me since selling to the fat man 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) https://www.football365.com/news/everybody-loves-kevin-keegan-liverpool-newcastle-england Quote We live in terrible times when leadership, moral grit and upright decency is in short supply from those who seek to boss us. KK is the antidote to all that shite and a timely reminder that not everyone is a venal, amoral prick. And who knows, it wouldn’t be a total surprise if he returned to football in some unexpected capacity even now. He’s never done anything on anyone else’s terms to less than 100% of his ability. So, raise a bottle of Brut 33 to Mighty Mouse: a man like none before him and like none ever will be again. Edited August 28, 2020 by Sonatine 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 https://www.planetfootball.com/in-depth/newcastle-forgotten-entertainers-i-lost-70-of-the-vision-in-my-right-eye/ Quote The Newcastle United side of the mid-1990s boasted one of the most revered squads in football history. The likes of Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand, Peter Beardsley and David Ginola still enjoy deity-like status on Tyneside, a place where Kevin Keegan is still referred to as a Messiah, having come so close to making Geordie dreams come true. On the periphery of The Entertainers were its supporting cast; young prospects huddled together in their own corner of the changing room, rubbing shoulders with club greats as they dreamed of stardom. Now, 25 years on, Chris Holland, Jim Crawford, Paul Brayson and Darren Huckerby share untold stories with Jonathon Rogers about the highs and lows of being a part of one of the greatest teams, and indeed storylines, the Premier League has ever seen. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Cheers for that. Part two, out today: https://www.planetfootball.com/in-depth/newcastles-forgotten-entertainers-we-forgot-to-insure-15m-alan-shearer/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17239 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 The world’s greatest living Englishman... 70 tomorrow There is an utterly brilliant article by Shearer in The Athletic today. Some interesting stuff that’s not been said before... https://theathletic.co.uk/checkout/?plan_id=48&pc=plpintro6uk&source=googleuksearchads&ad_id=479815731335&gclid=CjwKCAiAjp6BBhAIEiwAkO9Wupup76UrQlox182iYlV0J2kKedcEuM_gsSNJxTMdNmMHMAtcAfYb8hoCtnMQAvD_BwE 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Amen to that. I love the ‘human connection’ point, that’s Keegan all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 30 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: The world’s greatest living Englishman... 70 tomorrow There is an utterly brilliant article by Shearer in The Athletic today. Some interesting stuff that’s not been said before... https://theathletic.co.uk/checkout/?plan_id=48&pc=plpintro6uk&source=googleuksearchads&ad_id=479815731335&gclid=CjwKCAiAjp6BBhAIEiwAkO9Wupup76UrQlox182iYlV0J2kKedcEuM_gsSNJxTMdNmMHMAtcAfYb8hoCtnMQAvD_BwE Bloody hell @PaddockLad, copy and paste lad, copy and paste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17239 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, sammynb said: Bloody hell @PaddockLad, copy and paste lad, copy and paste! I did! Youre obviously some sort of antipodean url wizard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 I’d play him ahead of Useless Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: I did! Youre obviously some sort of antipodean url wizard... The whole article, not the friggin url, I cannot read it all I get is: Quote Every football story that matters for £1 a month. Breaking news. In-depth stories. Advert-free. Limited Time Offer £1/month £7.99/month Billed Monthly PROCEED TO CHECKOUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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