The Quote Thread

[ChezGiven 0]

You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

 

 

Was that our Geordie Ambassador ?

 

The opening line of a thread i started.

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

 

 

Was that our Geordie Ambassador ?

 

The opening line of a thread i started.

Aah...

So what had Tom done to upset you?

[snakehips 0]

Bad Aids.

 

 

Someone on here, or the original TT, said that many moons ago. Fucked if I can recall who said it.

[Happy Face 29]

"You feed a couple of kangaroo testicles to a glamour model and you get a Bafta."

-Ant McPartlin

 

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Fuck off Kevin

 

Wacky Jnr on Toontastic.net 2010

Edited June 7, 2010 by Wacky Jnr

[JawD 99]

"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."

 

Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary?

 

what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs?

 

Hicks died so he ran out of material.

 

I could pull up many Hicks quotes, but this is one of my favourites (speaking after the Letterman censorship):

"We live in the U.S.A., the United States of Advertising, and there is freedom of speech to the highest bidder."

For those who like Bill Hicks, Wed 1.50am ComedyCentralX on Sky

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

 

 

Was that our Geordie Ambassador ?

 

The opening line of a thread i started.

Aah...

So what had Tom done to upset you?

See the Gold Section. (Golden being particularly apt in this case).

Edited June 20, 2010 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

 

 

Was that our Geordie Ambassador ?

 

The opening line of a thread i started.

Aah...

So what had Tom done to upset you?

See the Gold Section. (Golden being particularly apt in this case).

Classic!