trophyshy 7055 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.” Max Planck, German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.” Max Planck, German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. Ralph Waldo Emerson US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!" Principal Richard "Dick" Vernon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Dad,you Cunt!" Jesus 32 A.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 nice one, Laz. "don't just look at it...eat it" Patrick Bateman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Dad,you Cunt!" Jesus 32 A.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7055 Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Russians are cunts" unknown author Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7055 Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Russians are cunts" unknown author Sting, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary? what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary? what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs? No talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Lost?....I'm fucking Lost! --- Sir Bob Almighty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7055 Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary? what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs? terrible case of plagiarism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Russians are cunts" unknown author Sting, wasn't it? Might have been a nephew.....his old man had a milkround in Wallsend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.” Max Planck, German. Well I laughed (at Laz) Edited February 5, 2010 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary? what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs? He's Irish, but there's no "O". Probably shooting season 6 of Rescue Me at the moment... he may be a plagiarizer of Hicks, but Rescue Me is a brilliant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_Me_%28TV_series%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "And now from Germany, we move to Poland... that's been done before." Ken Bruce, Radio 2 commentary on the 1997 Eurovision Song Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "And now from Germany, we move to Poland... that's been done before." Ken Bruce, Radio 2 commentary on the 1997 Eurovision Song Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary? what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs? Hicks died so he ran out of material. I could pull up many Hicks quotes, but this is one of my favourites (speaking after the Letterman censorship): "We live in the U.S.A., the United States of Advertising, and there is freedom of speech to the highest bidder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" John Bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 You filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. Was that our Geordie Ambassador ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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