Kevin 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 1: What is an egg? 2: Where are the eggs? 3: How much are eggs? Reckon that'll sort you,like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 1. Do you want any cashback ? 2. do you need help with your packing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 What is your "life experience?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 What is your "life experience?" Spoiling for a fight Manc? Last orders has been called and you know what that means... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I don't know what you're talking about MF, I really don't. You try and offer a fellow poster some job interview tips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 can you reach the top shelf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. See if you steal things and eat them round the back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 Last time i ask for help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7059 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Last time i ask for help you've not been here long enough to know that's a fantastic response mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Do you like gladiator movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Last time i ask for help Remember, every little helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Last time i ask for help * puts on sexy Cadburys Caramel bunny voice* This isn't help... this is Toontastic help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. When the Asda at the Metrocentre was being built I went for an interview for a job while at university. Pretty standard interview first time - just tell them you love working in a team, I told them i was in a band which needs teamwork and organisation for gigs, they love owt like that....it was complete bollocks like. They had us back as a group of 15 and gave us props and materials and had us making outfits and sets and putting on shows. I was waiting for Beadle to pop his little hand round the corner it was so surreal. I got the job, turned in for 1 night then fucked it off and went to work in a pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "Tell me, Kevin...have you ever been in a...Turkish prison?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. Did you not get that job then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. Did you not get that job then? Na, not a team player. Tbf when I was 17 I worked for a supermarket in Jarrow called Laws. Just remember loads of fanny working and shopping there. Used to have a permanent teenage hard on! Thank god I used to wear quite a heavy butchers apron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I know you're a bit prone to bs but loads of minge in Jarrow is taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I know you're a bit prone to bs but loads of minge in Jarrow is taking the piss. wasn't quite as inbred then and basically "in those days" and aged 17, anything with breasts was a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I know you're a bit prone to bs but loads of minge in Jarrow is taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I know you're a bit prone to bs but loads of minge in Jarrow is taking the piss. wasn't quite as inbred then and basically "in those days" and aged 17, anything with breasts was a result. Good job for him The Fish is younger than you then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i have an interview for one next thursday, what type of questions did they ask you etc. Any help is greatly appreciated I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. Did you not get that job then? Na, not a team player. Tbf when I was 17 I worked for a supermarket in Jarrow called Laws. Just remember loads of fanny working and shopping there. Used to have a permanent teenage hard on! Thank god I used to wear quite a heavy butchers apron. A young Dexter reminices about the early days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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