LeazesMag 0 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 We had this dickhead at work who left recently. Southern arsehole who claimed to have been a professional cage fighter, an Olympic weightlifter AND the singer in a band. One day, apropos of fuck all, he announced "Back in my weightlifting days, when I was putting away 8000 calories a day btw, I used to be able to hold a fifty pence piece between two fingers and fold it in half. And I could crush a raw potato with one hand." People just looked up from their screens with a quizzical look on their faces as if to say am i really fucking hearing this bullshit? Then just carried on with their work. Anyway his ring tone was the guitar intro to Paradise City and he loved to let that fucker run its course. toughguymick/onepunch/dafydd ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Not bad a ringtone for 8 or 9 years. Always just have it on silent or vibrate. I love it when someone's phone goes off with a proper embarrassing ringtone and you can see them scrabbling around desperately looking for it. A kid I know had "Fuck Them Yeah" by Human Resource on his, only one I've liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Jerusalem (work) Your My Mate (Friends) Big River (Family) Blyadon Races (for the rest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 nice blast of Local Hero, no one out here knows what it is like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33281 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My eldest daughter singing 'Get your kit off for the lads' when she was about 3 or 4. My alarm is Teardrop by Massive Attack as the intro is a bit quiet and doesn't have you jumping out of bed trying to turn it off before it wakes up Wife who is not a "Morning person". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Muse - New Born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9467 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 That'd be for me. Saw that tour an all (and many afterwards) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 We had this dickhead at work who left recently. Southern arsehole who claimed to have been a professional cage fighter, an Olympic weightlifter AND the singer in a band. One day, apropos of fuck all, he announced "Back in my weightlifting days, when I was putting away 8000 calories a day btw, I used to be able to hold a fifty pence piece between two fingers and fold it in half. And I could crush a raw potato with one hand." People just looked up from their screens with a quizzical look on their faces as if to say am i really fucking hearing this bullshit? Then just carried on with their work. Anyway his ring tone was the guitar intro to Paradise City and he loved to let that fucker run its course. Seems like every office has one of these. The bloke at ours actually has a running log of his lies doing the rounds of the office. Some of the classics include: He has no pain receptors in his hand (yet when he knicked a hand with a soldering iron and blurted out in pain he tutted and said "Trust me to find the only place where I can feel pain" He doesn't have a pancreas When he was 16 he was a hacker called "Phoenix" and hacked into a bank to steal £250k, however, overcome with guilt he transferred the funds into a charity's account He piloted the QE2 into port He can speak 7 languages; English, French, Spanish, Chinese (sic), Italian, Welsh and when pressed for the other he said "That should be obvious" He could have calculated the correct way to blow up a planet, apparently it "depends on a few factors like the thickness of the crust" and "It's not difficult, really" We were talking about holidays and someone mentioned how Libya would be cheap at the moment and our hero stated he'd never go back to that godforsaken place again after the hard time he had when he was over there working on something "he cannot disclose"... The log we've got of his lies is growing by the week and to be honest I'd publish it if I could string the tales into a cogent storyline... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 He sounds great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 That stuffs harmless, it's when he starts Mittying about the job that it can get a little interesting. Like stating with absolute certainty that a site would have to be torn down and rebuilt from scratch, when in fact it was a fault with another company who just needed to replace a bit of kit on their end. If we had paid him any attention it would have cost hundreds of thousands of pounds... Luckily we know he's a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 Currently the piña colada song. Just had a fayre sing along to it which was nice / scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15560 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Currently the piña colada song. Just had a fayre sing along to it which was nice / scary I don't know what's gayer, the ringtone or the word "fayre". Mine at the minute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51fxCOHsKVM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30666 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) I don't even know what my current ringtone is, I never have it off silent. Edited September 7, 2012 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20220 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Mine is very rarley off silent too. I do have the ITV Tour De France show music though as my ring tone when its on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Currently the piña colada song. Just had a fayre sing along to it which was nice / scary I used to take the piss claiming that you would be hanging out the window of your taxi singing this. And it turns out you actually have it as your ring tone. What an incredible judge of your bizarre character I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 fools gold- for general rings stickypod connection shambhala 2009- for my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 My current: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 I used to take the piss claiming that you would be hanging out the window of your taxi singing this. And it turns out you actually have it as your ring tone. What an incredible judge of your bizarre character I am. Or maybe you planted the seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21643 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Twisted Nerve (kill bill whistle). Took me ages to get this to work so I'm not changing it ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Text - The Racounteurs - Consoler of the lonley Call - The Smiths - This Charming Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boFhHOjljs0&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Written in reverse - Spoon An open letter to NYC - Beastie Boys Wooly bully - Sam the sham Horn Intro - Modest Mouse Crown on the ground - sleigh bells Harder than you think - public enemy (pre dating the paralympics) Whatever you want - status quo Superstition - Stevie Wonder Surfin bird - the trashmen A message to you Rudy - the specials Dead flowers - townes van zandt Hash pipe - Weezer Like to pick out the good parts with Ringdroid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Ringtone: Text Tone: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 My text/email tone is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIMT7JImkHc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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