Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Shit day- grafting from 5:30am- 2:30. Then met a client , having been told more work was on the offing, only to walk into a shitstorm of politics between clients arguing over who is responsible for different parts of the same building- acting like fucking bairns. Then a phone call from Mrs. Fist. Water pissing through the kitchen ceiling and down dining room wall. Turned out to be a leak in the feed pipe to cistern. As Mrs. Fist is preggers, she couldn't bend down far enough to turn mains off, so arrive home to a power shower on the kitchen. And 4-feckin-2!! Beers are calling. That is all. Monkey gibber over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Its your own fault. If you'd kept your pants zipped she could've had the pipes fixed by the time you got home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted January 23, 2010 Author Share Posted January 23, 2010 Its your own fault. If you'd kept your pants zipped she could've had the pipes fixed by the time you got home. Fair do's mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 could be worse yet, the plumber might not speak english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19320 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hehe, welcome home MF marra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 164 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Good un' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 Quite Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Its your own fault. If you'd kept your pants zipped she could've had the pipes fixed by the time you got home. If she'd had her pipes fixed, she wouldn't have got pregnant in the first place Bad luck, Mr F. One of those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now