TheMoog 0 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 After having an extended 'soul patch' for some years I decided to grow a full beard at the end of last year. Funnily enough it'd been brewing for a while as I'd placed a bet with someone that I wouldn't shave until Mike Ashley had sold Newcastle... a bet which I lost when I saw it's futility. Anyways, back to the original point, I decided it was time to grow a full on beard and I can honestly say I'm loving it. I think every man should at some point in their life grow a beard as something they can say they've done at some point or another, just wondered what everyone else's thoughts are on these hairy appendages? Are they 'old man', 'grungy', 'grotty' or what? I think I'm quite fortunate with mine as it's black with white streaks down either side of my chin - kind of like The Master from the origial Doctor Who series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Have done the full spectrum , smooth to ZZ Top. I prefer a bit of winter plumage, but clean once it starts to warm up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4825 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 strangely enough i'm in the process right now. agree with MonkeysFist tho. it'll have to come off in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I just rock the stubble like a dope pimp, y'getmeh? Blud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy! Love the profile pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy! source?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) I can't grow a beard, not even a fucking goatie. Soft as a bairn's arse, my face. Saves me a fortune on shaving gear and time tbh. Edited January 22, 2010 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Keep myself stubbly but don't let it grow into a full beard. I've had a beard before, but much prefer the 5 days' growth look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy! You mean exactly like that guy in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Doubt i could manage it, few days worth does my head in when it gets itchy This. Tried it once or twice but it doesn't fill out properly, so sod that for a lark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Beards are nasty, unless you're Santa. Or a nonce. Actually, maybe Santa should shave more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17649 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I had chicken pox when I was 32 (worst experience of my life) and couldn't shave for about 4 weeks but found the beard to be a fucking nightmare - as soon as my skin cleared it was off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I had a beard as a student. it started to go ginger and not grow as much in one place so I got rid. But the still girlfriend liked to stroke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4825 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy! ok agreed.... Dog whisperers and Dog fiddlers added to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 as I suspected, lots of muslim wannabees around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Cheryl is my favourite beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 as I suspected, lots of muslim wannabees around here Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17649 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Cheryl is my favourite beard. Nicole Kidman too Can somebody explain how well known "jaffa" Tom Cruise lays his troosers on the end of his new missus bed and she gets preggers virtually straight away but him and the big ginger Aussie had to adopt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Cheryl is my favourite beard. Nicole Kidman too Can somebody explain how well known "jaffa" Tom Cruise lays his troosers on the end of his new missus bed and she gets preggers virtually straight away but him and the big ginger Aussie had to adopt? Hostile uterus- Wee Tommy's tadpoles and the Ginger Minx's fanny batter just didn't get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 as I suspected, lots of muslim wannabees around here Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? FFS don't start the owld git on beards. In half an hour he'll have supped his last half of Scotch and be on here railing against the left wing beardy weirdys. " We didn't have bearded footballers under Shepherd & Hall. In my life experience , only terrorists have beards...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4825 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 as I suspected, lots of muslim wannabees around here Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? FFS don't start the owld git on beards. In half an hour he'll have supped his last half of Scotch and be on here railing against the left wing beardy weirdys. " We didn't have bearded footballers under Shepherd & Hall. In my life experience , only terrorists have beards...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 as I suspected, lots of muslim wannabees around here Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? FFS don't start the owld git on beards. In half an hour he'll have supped his last half of Scotch and be on here railing against the left wing beardy weirdys. " We didn't have bearded footballers under Shepherd & Hall. In my life experience , only terrorists have beards...." I see you posted this at 1021pm on a Friday night. A young lad like you ought to be out on town instead of sitting in front of an internet message board. What a sad life you must lead .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 as I suspected, lots of muslim wannabees around here Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? FFS don't start the owld git on beards. In half an hour he'll have supped his last half of Scotch and be on here railing against the left wing beardy weirdys. " We didn't have bearded footballers under Shepherd & Hall. In my life experience , only terrorists have beards...." To be fair, beards are fucking appalling. Grow a beard if you're a member of CAMRA and like beer out of your own tankard. Otherwise steer well clear imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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