Toonraider 0 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Tbh, i dont know why people are sounding so surprised at this, its been going on for years, especially with the russians! Some of these 'coaches' are nothing more than abusing bullies http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_spor...ics/4445506.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 (edited) My mate used to do gymnastics when he was younger (now he's matured onto doing circus... haha). And he was telling us one time about how he had a Chinese trainer. And one time he was on the bar thingy (where you hold on and swing around it and stuff... y'know what i mean...) and he didn't point his toes. So the guy held out a stick so that it was just about where his shins were when he swung down, and made him swing round another 10 times. :shock: On the plus side, he's never forgotten to point his toes again. And it worked... he won EVERY competition he took part in. And why do you think it's always the little chinese kids that are fuckin amazing at stuff? (eg. diablo in Cirque du Soleil....) Edited November 17, 2005 by Lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Tbh, i dont know why people are sounding so surprised at this, its been going on for years, especially with the russians! Some of these 'coaches' are nothing more than abusing bullies http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_spor...ics/4445506.stm 57476[/snapback] Nail em up I say. Naaaaaiil some sense into them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Did he find any drug fiends??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 (edited) Get some on the backroom staff up the ground i reckon. I'm sure Dyer would benefit from this sort of treatment Edited November 17, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48467 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 My mate used to do gymnastics when he was younger (now he's matured onto doing circus... haha). And he was telling us one time about how he had a Chinese trainer. And one time he was on the bar thingy (where you hold on and swing around it and stuff... y'know what i mean...) and he didn't point his toes. So the guy held out a stick so that it was just about where his shins were when he swung down, and made him swing round another 10 times. :shock: On the plus side, he's never forgotten to point his toes again. And it worked... he won EVERY competition he took part in. And why do you think it's always the little chinese kids that are fuckin amazing at stuff? (eg. diablo in Cirque du Soleil....) 57478[/snapback] If your mate had any sense, the first time the bloke put the stick in the way of his shins, he should have got off the bar, taken it off him, and chased him round the gym braying the shite out of him. I've been to a Cirque du Soleil show though and they are fucking impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 My mate used to do gymnastics when he was younger (now he's matured onto doing circus... haha). And he was telling us one time about how he had a Chinese trainer. And one time he was on the bar thingy (where you hold on and swing around it and stuff... y'know what i mean...) and he didn't point his toes. So the guy held out a stick so that it was just about where his shins were when he swung down, and made him swing round another 10 times. :shock: On the plus side, he's never forgotten to point his toes again. And it worked... he won EVERY competition he took part in. And why do you think it's always the little chinese kids that are fuckin amazing at stuff? (eg. diablo in Cirque du Soleil....) 57478[/snapback] If your mate had any sense, the first time the bloke put the stick in the way of his shins, he should have got off the bar, taken it off him, and chased him round the gym braying the shite out of him. I've been to a Cirque du Soleil show though and they are fucking impressive. 57496[/snapback] Thats what i thought, if some nip done that to me i would have left him with his arms and legs looking like barbecued spare ribs and his cock like a spring roll, hong kong style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48467 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 My mate used to do gymnastics when he was younger (now he's matured onto doing circus... haha). And he was telling us one time about how he had a Chinese trainer. And one time he was on the bar thingy (where you hold on and swing around it and stuff... y'know what i mean...) and he didn't point his toes. So the guy held out a stick so that it was just about where his shins were when he swung down, and made him swing round another 10 times. :shock: On the plus side, he's never forgotten to point his toes again. And it worked... he won EVERY competition he took part in. And why do you think it's always the little chinese kids that are fuckin amazing at stuff? (eg. diablo in Cirque du Soleil....) 57478[/snapback] If your mate had any sense, the first time the bloke put the stick in the way of his shins, he should have got off the bar, taken it off him, and chased him round the gym braying the shite out of him. I've been to a Cirque du Soleil show though and they are fucking impressive. 57496[/snapback] Thats what i thought, if some nip done that to me i would have left him with his arms and legs looking like barbecued spare ribs and his cock like a spring roll, hong kong style 57497[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 My mate used to do gymnastics when he was younger (now he's matured onto doing circus... haha). And he was telling us one time about how he had a Chinese trainer. And one time he was on the bar thingy (where you hold on and swing around it and stuff... y'know what i mean...) and he didn't point his toes. So the guy held out a stick so that it was just about where his shins were when he swung down, and made him swing round another 10 times. :shock: On the plus side, he's never forgotten to point his toes again. And it worked... he won EVERY competition he took part in. And why do you think it's always the little chinese kids that are fuckin amazing at stuff? (eg. diablo in Cirque du Soleil....) 57478[/snapback] If your mate had any sense, the first time the bloke put the stick in the way of his shins, he should have got off the bar, taken it off him, and chased him round the gym braying the shite out of him. I've been to a Cirque du Soleil show though and they are fucking impressive. 57496[/snapback] Thats what i thought, if some nip done that to me i would have left him with his arms and legs looking like barbecued spare ribs and his cock like a spring roll, hong kong style 57497[/snapback] 57498[/snapback] Of course I'd have to enlist the help of SO's lass fro the spring roll bit, she reeks of fanny batter, apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48467 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 You dirty bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 You dirty bastard! 57501[/snapback] Just going off what he said the other week when he was pissed, reckons it's like a spam fritter folded in half some nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48467 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Just had a pineapple ring before, years since I've had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Aye you've been used to brown rings for years. As for your lass, there was a strong smell of kippers in the room last time i was round, and i know you haven't started fishing again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Aye you've been used to brown rings for years. As for your lass, there was a strong smell of kippers in the room last time i was round, and i know you haven't started fishing again! 57518[/snapback] That will be her Hippo's yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Aye her Wizard's Sleeve isn't what it used to be like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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