soccermom 0 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 ever had a situation where you know someone is getting you something that you really don't want but you can't say owt cos it'll hurt their feelings or cos it cost too much for it to be wasted on that particular thing? What do you do? a) tell em straight whoop and holler and sing their praises and put it in tha back of the cupboard c) ebay d) recycle and give it to someone else e) find out where they bought it take it back and get a credit note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Come on then SM, what's Wacky bought you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 Come on then SM, what's Wacky bought you? lol, all I'm saying is it has a plug and he can forget about that damn camcorder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 He's got you a cast of his Gentlemans Relish hasn't he? I told him, it takes more than a chipolata to stuff a game bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 What do you buy a 100 year old grandma? Got her an Xbox, hope she like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15117 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I actually can't imagine a situation where that would occur. Unless it was the stereotypical bad-taste sweater or something. But that's what charity shops are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20429 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. Fucking hell, that really takes the piss. I seriously would have refused that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. Fucking hell, that really takes the piss. I seriously would have refused that. She (the friend) was a strange one. Her father , at the age of 49, decided he had been adopted and was really Italian!Changed his full name from Derek Cole to Ricardo San Antonio. Half his kids took his new Italian name, the others didn't. She went Latin, but when her 1st sprog was born, she had to hide his nameband in the Hospital from her paternal grandparents as "Ricardo" hadn't told them of his Italian heritage. Fucking mentalists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. Fucking hell, that really takes the piss. I seriously would have refused that. She (the friend) was a strange one. Her father , at the age of 49, decided he had been adopted and was really Italian!Changed his full name from Derek Cole to Ricardo San Antonio. Half his kids took his new Italian name, the others didn't. She went Latin, but when her 1st sprog was born, she had to hide his nameband in the Hospital from her paternal grandparents as "Ricardo" hadn't told them of his Italian heritage. Fucking mentalists. Holy mackarel. That's like a lost Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. :icon_lol: thats immense I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. Fucking hell, that really takes the piss. I seriously would have refused that. She (the friend) was a strange one. Her father , at the age of 49, decided he had been adopted and was really Italian!Changed his full name from Derek Cole to Ricardo San Antonio. Half his kids took his new Italian name, the others didn't. She went Latin, but when her 1st sprog was born, she had to hide his nameband in the Hospital from her paternal grandparents as "Ricardo" hadn't told them of his Italian heritage. Fucking mentalists. Holy mackarel. That's like a lost Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. Honestly, I could probably write a mini- series about her family. African princes are also involved in the lineage. ( there is more chance this might be based on fact, as one of her brothers is black. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 One of Mrs. Fists pals once gave us a framed , poster sized picture of her and her boys. I shit you not. It lived under the bed for 5 years, going up in the hallway whenever she was coming round( mercifully infrequent). She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle too! When she and Mrs. F eventually drifted, I took enormous pleasure in destroying it. Fucking hell, that really takes the piss. I seriously would have refused that. She (the friend) was a strange one. Her father , at the age of 49, decided he had been adopted and was really Italian!Changed his full name from Derek Cole to Ricardo San Antonio. Half his kids took his new Italian name, the others didn't. She went Latin, but when her 1st sprog was born, she had to hide his nameband in the Hospital from her paternal grandparents as "Ricardo" hadn't told them of his Italian heritage. Fucking mentalists. Bloody hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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