Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 (edited) The Geordie Temperature Scale (Celsius): 10 degrees - Southerners turn on the heating - Geordies plant gardens. 4 degrees - Southerners shiver uncontrollably - Geordies sunbathe. 1 degrees - Southern cars will not start - Geordies drive with the windows down. -6 degrees - Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats - Geordies throw on a T-shirt (girls start wearing mini-skirts instead of bikinis). -10 degrees - Southern landlords turn up the heating - Geordies have the last BBQ before it gets cold. -17 degrees - Southerners begin to evacuate - Geordies go swimming in the North Sea. -25 - Southerners cease to exist - Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket. -60 degrees - Polar bears wonder if it's worth it - Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers. -75 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole - Geordies put on their long johns. -113 degrees - alcohol freezes - Geordies get frustrated because the pubs are shut. -182 degrees - Microbial life starts to disappear - The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of farmers with cold hands -273 degrees - All atomic motion stops - Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands. -295 degrees - Hell freezes over - Sunderland qualify for Europe Edited December 21, 2009 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Older than Rob W this man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Older than Rob W this man Got it off Noelie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 243 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Not only old, but inaccurate as all you Geordies who think you can deal with cold are a bunch of frackin sissies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Seen that for Finns with the bottom line as "Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest". A nation's humourists went into mourning after Lordi's victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 Not only old, but inaccurate as all you Geordies who think you can deal with cold are a bunch of frackin sissies. T-shirts off.. FIIGHT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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