Sonatine 11125 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Colombian farmer castrates himself. It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do. Skip related content The forty year old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him. Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: "I've castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.I thought that's what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!" "When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)." The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: "He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles." According to doctors, Sanchez's wounds have become infected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm sure there's a joke in there about priests, but I aint smart enuff to think of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Sounds like Bollocks to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles. That line's funnier that it really should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? well that would be a startling example of what gross stupidity can make people do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece RUGBY fan Geoffrey Huish told yesterday of the moment of madness when he hacked off his own TACKLE ? because his team Wales beat England. Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to announce his desperate deed to fellow Wales fans. Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital ? but surgeons could not sew them back. Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions. He is now back home in Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys ? and is STILL unsure why he did it. Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom. It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory. Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won. “I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. “Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me. “I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’. “So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going. “The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.” Eventually Geoffrey succeeded in castrating himself over the toilet. Then, after fishing his testicles from the loo, he walked to Gethin’s house. Gethin was out ? so he walked another five minutes to the village’s Leigh Social Club. Geoffrey said: “The Leigh was packed with rugby fans. I went in and shouted out, ?I’ve done it’. “I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. Some people then laid me on the floor.” Doctors were handed his testicles but decided there was no chance of reversing his DIY op. Remarkably, he had not lost a critical amount of blood and did not require a transfusion. Geoffrey must still visit a psychiatrist. He said: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” Beautifully described above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece RUGBY fan Geoffrey Huish told yesterday of the moment of madness when he hacked off his own TACKLE ? because his team Wales beat England. Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to announce his desperate deed to fellow Wales fans. Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital ? but surgeons could not sew them back. Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions. He is now back home in Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys ? and is STILL unsure why he did it. Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom. It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory. Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won. “I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. “Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me. “I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’. “So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going. “The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.” Eventually Geoffrey succeeded in castrating himself over the toilet. Then, after fishing his testicles from the loo, he walked to Gethin’s house. Gethin was out ? so he walked another five minutes to the village’s Leigh Social Club. Geoffrey said: “The Leigh was packed with rugby fans. I went in and shouted out, ?I’ve done it’. “I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. Some people then laid me on the floor.” Doctors were handed his testicles but decided there was no chance of reversing his DIY op. Remarkably, he had not lost a critical amount of blood and did not require a transfusion. Geoffrey must still visit a psychiatrist. He said: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” Beautifully described above. More Yakki Yuk, than Yakki Dah (however the fuck it's speltgogogogogogogogo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11125 Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece RUGBY fan Geoffrey Huish told yesterday of the moment of madness when he hacked off his own TACKLE ? because his team Wales beat England. Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to announce his desperate deed to fellow Wales fans. Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital ? but surgeons could not sew them back. Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions. He is now back home in Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys ? and is STILL unsure why he did it. Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom. It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory. Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won. “I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. “Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me. “I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’. “So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going. “The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.” Eventually Geoffrey succeeded in castrating himself over the toilet. Then, after fishing his testicles from the loo, he walked to Gethin’s house. Gethin was out ? so he walked another five minutes to the village’s Leigh Social Club. Geoffrey said: “The Leigh was packed with rugby fans. I went in and shouted out, ?I’ve done it’. “I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. Some people then laid me on the floor.” Doctors were handed his testicles but decided there was no chance of reversing his DIY op. Remarkably, he had not lost a critical amount of blood and did not require a transfusion. Geoffrey must still visit a psychiatrist. He said: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” Beautifully described above. There's the least surprising information of the day contest won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 never has that smiley been more appropraite also a startling example of what religion can make people do Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece RUGBY fan Geoffrey Huish told yesterday of the moment of madness when he hacked off his own TACKLE ? because his team Wales beat England. Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to announce his desperate deed to fellow Wales fans. Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital ? but surgeons could not sew them back. Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions. He is now back home in Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys ? and is STILL unsure why he did it. Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom. It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory. Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won. “I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. “Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me. “I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’. “So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going. “The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.” Eventually Geoffrey succeeded in castrating himself over the toilet. Then, after fishing his testicles from the loo, he walked to Gethin’s house. Gethin was out ? so he walked another five minutes to the village’s Leigh Social Club. Geoffrey said: “The Leigh was packed with rugby fans. I went in and shouted out, ?I’ve done it’. “I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. Some people then laid me on the floor.” Doctors were handed his testicles but decided there was no chance of reversing his DIY op. Remarkably, he had not lost a critical amount of blood and did not require a transfusion. Geoffrey must still visit a psychiatrist. He said: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” Beautifully described above. Thank fuck an idiot like that is now unable to have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4256 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 also a startling example of what religion can make people do I'm usually the first to criticise religion but I think that's the wrong call here - a desire through love to be faithful has fuck all to do with Christianity. The problem is ignorance/education/culture - there's no reason why his wife's lack of desire couldn't be treated and failing all else why he couldn't be treated properly. Of course if he refused to wank because of religion that's his fault and the stupid twats in Rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 "When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)." see I saw that and thought that his major motivation to mutilate himself was because of being a christian granted it also requires an insane level of ignorance and stupidity but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4256 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I think people like that say "as a christian" when they actually mean "as an honest, trusting, faithful human being". I obviously think you can be the latter without the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 What a knacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41319 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 "Self employed farmer sacks himself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 It took balls to do what he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Luckily, the nearest hospital was a stone's throw away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 They reckon he only owned a couple of acres....of farmland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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