Mark 0 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Is it really as bad as everyone makes out? People Hoying up on the floor, and people just pissing on the carpet? After realising Tiger Tiger is full of stuck up posers, I want to try somewher different. The boat looks massive, and alot of people seem to go there, although I am yet to hear someone say a good thing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm sure if you go along with a few mates you'll have a laugh. It is an utter shithole though so don't say I didn't warn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted November 15, 2005 Author Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm sure if you go along with a few mates you'll have a laugh. It is an utter shithole though so don't say I didn't warn you. 56505[/snapback] When you say shithole, do you mean what I said with vomit all over and piss all over? Or is that a total exaggeration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 If its anything like the Tuxedo Royale in Boro then its a drug dealing hotspot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm sure if you go along with a few mates you'll have a laugh. It is an utter shithole though so don't say I didn't warn you. 56505[/snapback] When you say shithole, do you mean what I said with vomit all over and piss all over? Or is that a total exaggeration? 56507[/snapback] Last time I went was a long time ago but going from memeory I would say it's a slight rather than total exaggeration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 If its anything like the Tuxedo Royale in Boro then its a drug dealing hotspot 56509[/snapback] Boro's a drug dealing hotspot tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 god i cannot stand that place, the floors are absolutely disgusting to say the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48484 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I once saw two women come into the blokes toilets on the boat....on discovering that all the cubicles were full, they clambered up onto the sinks, dropped their kegs, squatted and pissed into the sinks in front of a toilet full of blokes. That's how bad it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I once saw two women come into the blokes toilets on the boat....on discovering that all the cubicles were full, they clambered up onto the sinks, dropped their kegs, squatted and pissed into the sinks in front of a toilet full of blokes. That's how bad it is. 56514[/snapback] How is your lass anyway? JOKE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48484 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I once saw two women come into the blokes toilets on the boat....on discovering that all the cubicles were full, they clambered up onto the sinks, dropped their kegs, squatted and pissed into the sinks in front of a toilet full of blokes. That's how bad it is. 56514[/snapback] How is your lass anyway? JOKE!!!! 56515[/snapback] It was my mam actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Also Mark, iirc the 'Student' night is actually Gateshead unemployed charva night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23100 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I once saw two women come into the blokes toilets on the boat....on discovering that all the cubicles were full, they clambered up onto the sinks, dropped their kegs, squatted and pissed into the sinks in front of a toilet full of blokes. That's how bad it is. 56514[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I once saw two women come into the blokes toilets on the boat....on discovering that all the cubicles were full, they clambered up onto the sinks, dropped their kegs, squatted and pissed into the sinks in front of a toilet full of blokes. That's how bad it is. 56514[/snapback] Par for the course in South Shields to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm sure if you go along with a few mates you'll have a laugh. It is an utter shithole though so don't say I didn't warn you. 56505[/snapback] When you say shithole, do you mean what I said with vomit all over and piss all over? Or is that a total exaggeration? 56507[/snapback] Last time I went was a long time ago but going from memeory I would say it's a slight rather than total exaggeration. 56510[/snapback] I'd go with both things that alex said. He's a wise possum sometimes. It's far from the greatest place in the world, but if you know a load of people there, then it's alright. Do you have a gold card? I've found the gold card areas are indeed better than the non-gold card areas. I don't have a gold card myself, but if you send a few friends up with them, and then one of them comes back down with a handful of cards to distribute to those without them, it works a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 553 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Not been on The Boat since I was 18/19. Wasn't a fan really, it had the novelty of the revolving dance floor. Which is just a little piece of the floor that goes round and is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48484 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Not been on The Boat since I was 18/19. Wasn't a fan really, it had the novelty of the revolving dance floor. Which is just a little piece of the floor that goes round and is shit. 56529[/snapback] No man should be seen on any dancefloor, revolving or otherwise. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 That dancefloor is so jerky it's ridiculous. It's like it's TRYING to get as many people to fall over as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23100 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Not been on The Boat since I was 18/19. Wasn't a fan really, it had the novelty of the revolving dance floor. Which is just a little piece of the floor that goes round and is shit. 56529[/snapback] No man should be seen on any dancefloor, revolving or otherwise. FACT. 56530[/snapback] Especially men who are patently insecure about their sexuality. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1322 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 It's never been what you would call classy but you can have a good laugh there the same as you can anywhere if you and your mates are up for it. I'd personally rather go somewhere that's capable of serving cold drinks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 To be honest, I think the done thing is to get so drunk before you get there that you don't notice what it's like at all, and even if you do notice, you won't remember the next morning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 553 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Not been on The Boat since I was 18/19. Wasn't a fan really, it had the novelty of the revolving dance floor. Which is just a little piece of the floor that goes round and is shit. 56529[/snapback] No man should be seen on any dancefloor, revolving or otherwise. FACT. 56530[/snapback] Public service in this case. Would be criminal to deprive people of my patented moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 553 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 To be honest, I think the done thing is to get so drunk before you get there that you don't notice what it's like at all, and even if you do notice, you won't remember the next morning.... 56545[/snapback] Very much like a night out in Consett then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 To be honest, I think the done thing is to get so drunk before you get there that you don't notice what it's like at all, and even if you do notice, you won't remember the next morning.... 56545[/snapback] Don't get so pissed you fall off, there's at least one person come a Roy Cropper doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48484 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Not been on The Boat since I was 18/19. Wasn't a fan really, it had the novelty of the revolving dance floor. Which is just a little piece of the floor that goes round and is shit. 56529[/snapback] No man should be seen on any dancefloor, revolving or otherwise. FACT. 56530[/snapback] Especially men who are patently insecure about their sexuality. FACT! 56535[/snapback] Oooo I'm a stripey cat! Watch me chase my tail in time to this music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Dunno why but that cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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