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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :razz::P

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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :P :P

We can't sell our houses any more so we have to actually use them to live and eat in rather than as investment showrooms. :razz:

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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :razz::P

 

It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous. :P

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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :razz::P

 

It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous. :P

 

Bulgur Wheat pisses all over cous cous tbh. :P

 

I like Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers. :)

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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :razz::P

 

It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous. :P

 

Bulgur Wheat pisses all over cous cous tbh. :P

 

I like Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers. :)

I'd pay to let Nigella piss on my cous cous.

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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :razz::P

I think people can't cook so they watch other people doing it. And, as Meenzer alludes to, it's replaced the property porn (to an extent anyway). I fucking hate that Jamie Oliver wannabe who does that Rude Boy Food btw.

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It makes me laugh that these shows are so popular whilst home-cooking is on the decline!

Maybe if people spent less time watching this tripe, they'd have more time to cook meals.

Anyway, here's a nice pic of Ms. Lawson's decolletage

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F word and River cottage are my two favourite programs.

 

In particular hugh fearnlry whatever he's called is a legend.

 

River Cottage is quite relaxing, but honestly he can't cook for shit! He had some lettuce leaves on a BBQ the other day... :razz: I don't care he does potted rabbit and can carve a lamb carcass.

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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here? :razz::P

 

It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous. :P

 

Bulgur Wheat pisses all over cous cous tbh. :P

 

I like Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers. :)

 

Does it need a good soak Gemms?

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I've used this in place of cous cous.

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Ebly website

can be tricky to find, but larger Tesco's normally have it.

 

Think I'll get some of that, would make a nice bed for grilled spicy lamb kebabs.

Aye, will go with anything cous cous will.

Add some of the juice from the lamb when cooking the wheat, as it takes on flavours, but does need something added. as Gemmill said, cook it in stock.

Enjoy.

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I can't stand Jamie Oliver, from his faux cockney patter to his oversized lispy tongue to his ceaseless sermonising about healthy food. We get him a lot here in NZ, along with overpriced Jamie Oliver kitchen gizmos that nobody buys.

 

I recall his crusade for healthy school dinners was undermined by some ladies from Yorkshire pushing huge helpings of chips through the school fence to their chubby offspring. How I laughed as these porky kids defied his agenda to eat themselves into an early grave :razz:

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F word and River cottage are my two favourite programs.

 

In particular hugh fearnlry whatever he's called is a legend.

 

River Cottage is quite relaxing, but honestly he can't cook for shit! He had some lettuce leaves on a BBQ the other day... :razz: I don't care he does potted rabbit and can carve a lamb carcass.

 

I like River Cottage. There is zero chance that I would ever forage in a hedgerow for salad ingredients or brew my own hooch, but it's nice to believe someone somewhere is mad enough to do it. Is this Good Life type of shizzle catching on in the UK?

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F word and River cottage are my two favourite programs.

 

In particular hugh fearnlry whatever he's called is a legend.

 

River Cottage is quite relaxing, but honestly he can't cook for shit! He had some lettuce leaves on a BBQ the other day... :razz: I don't care he does potted rabbit and can carve a lamb carcass.

 

I like River Cottage. There is zero chance that I would ever forage in a hedgerow for salad ingredients or brew my own hooch, but it's nice to believe someone somewhere is mad enough to do it. Is this Good Life type of shizzle catching on in the UK?

 

It's a sure sign a country is fucked when men start incessant babbling about cooking and ingredients.

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F word and River cottage are my two favourite programs.

 

In particular hugh fearnlry whatever he's called is a legend.

 

River Cottage is quite relaxing, but honestly he can't cook for shit! He had some lettuce leaves on a BBQ the other day... :P I don't care he does potted rabbit and can carve a lamb carcass.

 

I like River Cottage. There is zero chance that I would ever forage in a hedgerow for salad ingredients or brew my own hooch, but it's nice to believe someone somewhere is mad enough to do it. Is this Good Life type of shizzle catching on in the UK?

 

It's a sure sign a country is fucked when men start incessant babbling about cooking and ingredients.

 

I blame whoever started this thread :razz:

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Nobody is forcing you to watch. :razz:

 

Plus with iPlayer and Sky plus it's pretty easy to watch what you want whenever you like.

 

Parky's probably busy browsing his Gordon Ramsay cookbook for ideas :P

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Nobody is forcing you to watch. :razz:

 

Plus with iPlayer and Sky plus it's pretty easy to watch what you want whenever you like.

 

Parky's probably busy browsing his Gordon Ramsay cookbook for ideas :P

 

 

aye you can watch sport or gardening or reality shows ......................... I think I'll can my TV soon

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Nobody is forcing you to watch. :razz:

 

Plus with iPlayer and Sky plus it's pretty easy to watch what you want whenever you like.

 

Not talking about me watching them am I..? I'm talking about the amount of airtime it seems to be taking up and is a country with the worst food in Europe really suddently so interested in cooking??!!!

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Nobody is forcing you to watch. :razz:

 

Plus with iPlayer and Sky plus it's pretty easy to watch what you want whenever you like.

 

Parky's probably busy browsing his Gordon Ramsay cookbook for ideas :P

 

 

aye you can watch sport or gardening or reality shows ......................... I think I'll can my TV soon

 

Quite agree. While I was away I started missing telly, then when I got back I realised why I used to never watch it. That Country House rescue programme is the best thing on telly by a mile...

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Nobody is forcing you to watch. :razz:

 

Plus with iPlayer and Sky plus it's pretty easy to watch what you want whenever you like.

 

Not talking about me watching them am I..? I'm talking about the amount of airtime it seems to be taking up and is a country with the worst food in Europe really suddently so interested in cooking??!!!

 

Is it fuck the worst food in Europe. It's arguably the best food in Europe now, iirc London has more Michelin star restaurants than Paris. We benefit from not having a very strong national cuisine and importing other countries foods. I've has some truely woeful food abroad as well as really nice stuff. As for German food, well, come on. We definitely have better baked beans: FACT.

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Nobody is forcing you to watch. :razz:

 

Plus with iPlayer and Sky plus it's pretty easy to watch what you want whenever you like.

 

Not talking about me watching them am I..? I'm talking about the amount of airtime it seems to be taking up and is a country with the worst food in Europe really suddently so interested in cooking??!!!

 

Is it fuck the worst food in Europe. It's arguably the best food in Europe now, iirc London has more Michelin star restaurants than Paris. We benefit from not having a very strong national cuisine and importing other countries foods. I've has some truely woeful food abroad as well as really nice stuff. As for German food, well, come on. We definitely have better baked beans: FACT.

 

:P

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