Tooj 17 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Strange. His driveway is almost a half mile long, he knocks over a fire hydrant while reversing at 10 mph and his wife hears him half a mile away inside the house. The cops arrive and Tiger is sparked out on the ground, the window of the car is smashed and she has a golf club in her hand. Hmmmmm.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 She beat him up, he jumped in the car to escape and she was still coming at him through the back window. Simples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 She was obviously green with envy that she wasn't getting a fair[way] wedge. Shame he's not such a great driver. ...oh there's me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Never mind kids, its OK. Its a woman assaulting a man so that is all cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Strange. His driveway is almost a half mile long, he knocks over a fire hydrant while reversing at 10 mph and his wife hears him half a mile away inside the house. The cops arrive and Tiger is sparked out on the ground, the window of the car is smashed and she has a golf club in her hand. Hmmmmm.................. His drive is about 20ft long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Poetic license used for dramatic effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 A billionaire from playing Golf. Fucking hell. A billionaire from being a black American who can play golf. It was inevitable in such a white middle/upper class sport tbh. You golf don't you? Yes what of it council scumbag? Snotter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 what might of happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Never mind kids, its OK. Its a woman assaulting a man so that is all cool. not quite, its a white woman assaulting a black man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) "I've had an affair with Tiger Woods, claims cocktail waitress Tiger Woods was last night facing claims he had a lengthy affair with a second woman. A cocktail waitress has told a magazine she had 20 sexual encounters with the married golfer over 31 months. The allegation came as Woods was charged over a mystery car crash linked to claims of an affair with the first woman, nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel. Woods, 33, is thought to have been knocked unconscious when he hit a water hydrant and a tree early last Friday. And the father of two's refusal to explain exactly what happened has fuelled speculation that he has something to hide. A celebrity website alleges that his Swedish wife, Elin, 29, scratched his face and chased after his car with a golf club after a bust-up over Miss Uchitel. The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, claims she has an answerphone recording and text messages as evidence of her relationship with Woods. 'He told me just last month quietly and secretly we will always be together,' she told US Weekly. 'He gave me the impression he and his wife had separate rooms.' Miss Grubbs claimed they first had sex in a hotel room in San Diego but she did not give a date. 'He just grabbed and kissed me and we started taking our clothes off and had sex,' she alleged. 'Afterwards, he was like "you should go". He told me that he has a hard time sleeping in the same bed with somebody. 'We never talked about golf. Sometimes we talked about his stressful life. He told me his life was overwhelming.' The 24-year-old from Los Angeles claimed the affair began in April 2007. She is said to have photos as well as more than 300 texts from him. Spotlight: Rachel Uchitel claims the story about her and Woods was made up by two other girls The magazine says it plans to publish online the answerphone message, in which Woods allegedly suggests his wife might suspect him of infidelity. Woods also allegedly messaged the waitress last week - three days before his crash - to warn her that his wife had gone through his phone and 'may call you'. She claimed the golfer texted her in September to say: 'I will wear you out soon. You just need some attention from me.' In October, another alleged text said: 'Change of plans. Meet me at the island hotel. It's a little safer. Got us a room for the night. Room 905.' Meanwhile, Florida Highway Patrol said it had completed its probe into Woods's accident and would not be bringing any criminal charges. Spokesman Kim Montes said there had been no claims of domestic abuse and insufficient evidence to seek a court order to look at the golfer's medical records. Woods will simply have to pay a £100 fine for careless driving with four points on his licence. Miss Uchitel told the New York Post yesterday that she was no homewrecker. 'I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods. It's horrible to Tiger's family,' she added. 'His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it's not true.' She said she had welcomed Woods to a Manhattan club where she worked as director of VIP services and met him 'for two seconds'. Miss Uchitel, whose fiance died in the 9/11 attacks, said the source of the story was an acquaintance she had met just twice. Woods, who has won 14 major tournaments, picked up £66million in prize money and endorsements last year." Edited December 2, 2009 by AvatarAxeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 "I've had an affair with Tiger Woods, claims cocktail waitress Tiger Woods was last night facing claims he had a lengthy affair with a second woman. A cocktail waitress has told a magazine she had 20 sexual encounters with the married golfer over 31 months. The allegation came as Woods was charged over a mystery car crash linked to claims of an affair with the first woman, nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel. Woods, 33, is thought to have been knocked unconscious when he hit a water hydrant and a tree early last Friday. And the father of two's refusal to explain exactly what happened has fuelled speculation that he has something to hide. A celebrity website alleges that his Swedish wife, Elin, 29, scratched his face and chased after his car with a golf club after a bust-up over Miss Uchitel. The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, claims she has an answerphone recording and text messages as evidence of her relationship with Woods. 'He told me just last month quietly and secretly we will always be together,' she told US Weekly. 'He gave me the impression he and his wife had separate rooms.' Miss Grubbs claimed they first had sex in a hotel room in San Diego but she did not give a date. 'He just grabbed and kissed me and we started taking our clothes off and had sex,' she alleged. 'Afterwards, he was like "you should go". He told me that he has a hard time sleeping in the same bed with somebody. 'We never talked about golf. Sometimes we talked about his stressful life. He told me his life was overwhelming.' The 24-year-old from Los Angeles claimed the affair began in April 2007. She is said to have photos as well as more than 300 texts from him. Spotlight: Rachel Uchitel claims the story about her and Woods was made up by two other girls The magazine says it plans to publish online the answerphone message, in which Woods allegedly suggests his wife might suspect him of infidelity. Woods also allegedly messaged the waitress last week - three days before his crash - to warn her that his wife had gone through his phone and 'may call you'. She claimed the golfer texted her in September to say: 'I will wear you out soon. You just need some attention from me.' In October, another alleged text said: 'Change of plans. Meet me at the island hotel. It's a little safer. Got us a room for the night. Room 905.' Meanwhile, Florida Highway Patrol said it had completed its probe into Woods's accident and would not be bringing any criminal charges. Spokesman Kim Montes said there had been no claims of domestic abuse and insufficient evidence to seek a court order to look at the golfer's medical records. Woods will simply have to pay a £100 fine for careless driving with four points on his licence. Miss Uchitel told the New York Post yesterday that she was no homewrecker. 'I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods. It's horrible to Tiger's family,' she added. 'His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it's not true.' She said she had welcomed Woods to a Manhattan club where she worked as director of VIP services and met him 'for two seconds'. Miss Uchitel, whose fiance died in the 9/11 attacks, said the source of the story was an acquaintance she had met just twice. Woods, who has won 14 major tournaments, picked up £66million in prize money and endorsements last year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 He's a famous black man, this will run and run... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 It'll run because he's made an arse of himself and is now trying to buy his way out of it. Since his wife gave him a whipping, perhaps he should change his name to Bambi. Tiger now seems inappropriate somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 It'll run because he's made an arse of himself and is now trying to buy his way out of it. Since his wife gave him a whipping, perhaps he should change his name to Bambi. Tiger now seems inappropriate somehow. Chased him down the drive with a golf club and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) uh oh. Get your popcorn ready. Sky Edited December 8, 2009 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I feel for his Mrs like. She must feel like the worlds biggest mug. Most of the lasses he shagged were dog rough too. A billion dollars, a supermodel wife, a healthy child, role model to millions and he still wasnt happy. Deserves everything he gets imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 They were all sleazy as fuck. You don't get it, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 They were all sleazy as fuck. You don't get it, do you? Unlike Tiger, who has apparently being getting it left, right and center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 They were all sleazy as fuck. You don't get it, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31202 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 There's a rumour that he was shagging Kirsty Gallacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I feel for his Mrs like. She must feel like the worlds biggest mug. Most of the lasses he shagged were dog rough too. A billion dollars, a supermodel wife, a healthy child,an HTC hero android, role model to millions and he still wasnt happy. Deserves everything he gets imo see what happens when you don't have an iphone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 They were all sleazy as fuck. You don't get it, do you? No, not really. A holes a fucking hole, theres some things that arent worth losing over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 They were all sleazy as fuck. You don't get it, do you? No, not really. A holes a fucking hole, theres some things that arent worth losing over it RLY? So this is the same as this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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