Sonatine 11125 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Music mogul Simon Cowell has produced a documentary based on his talent show protege Susan Boyle. The movie, I Dreamed a Dream: The Susan Boyle Story, will debut on America's TV Guide Network next month. Boyle, who was a runner-up on Britain's Got Talent, has broken Amazon.com records this week by scoring the biggest pre-release sales ever. Will probably turn out something like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Cowell is an annoying boyle on the arse of society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) Chapter 1: Birth and early years Susan Boyle is born to a bagpipe weaver and an Aberdeen Angus cow, grows up, goes to school, plays kiss chase (which for her sadly involved rather a lot of chasing) and then move with the family to a shortbread tin conversion in Blackburn (no, not the one the Beatles sang about). Chapter 2: My Struggle (teenage life) Father loses his job at the shipyards when she was 12 and then Susan bravely fights against the injustice of abject poverty blah blah blah. During the mid to late teens she discovers God, just like Anne Widdecombe MP, and becomes celebate, just like Anne Widdecombe MP. She selflessly devotes her life to helping others through the salvation army etc. Chapter 3: Susan's got talent After watching the X Factor on TV and hearing of a similar show on ITV, scheduled to fill that vital evening slot that was probably used for Celebrity Love Island, or one of the other shows that you phone in to prop up ITV with votes, Susan braves the fickle judgement of the public. Being thouroughly decent, and not a set of sneering egomanics, Susan is welcomed on stage by the judges and warmly encouraged to sing. Susan then gives a stunning performance of some song that confirms the judges' initial views that she was great, and not an old minger who'd make a twat of herself. That was never in their minds at all. Chapter 4: Fame and fortune The contract was signed, which marked the turning point of a career for Susan. She got a new hairdo and wardrobe from Simon Cowell, which in no way was a makeover to make the best of what God gave her in terms of looks. The holidays, which included appearing on Oprah and meeting President Obama (or was it Bush?) complete with subtitles were fun packed, and not a grinding, punishing schedule that flogged Susan to breaking point. The graph on the wall clearly showed Susan was a superstar in the making. However, getting on a plane every so often shattered the fragile Susan Boyle, but don't worry she'll be OK. And the contract with Simon Cowell is still intact. Edited November 26, 2009 by Billy Castell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Not a comedy then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Nah, one of those sentimental jobs that paint the author (i.e. Simon Cowell) in a glowing light and makes him a co-star of the show if you meant my last post (which was probably a bit shit). I was attempting a Star Stories/Oscar Gold angle. Can you see what I did with chapter 4 though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I meant your last post but I was only jesting mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 No worries, I wasn't in any way offended. I'm not at my sharpest after having virtually no sleep last night. Probably explains the crap subliminal Depeche Mode stuff in the last part of that post. I reckon it'll be like that American Dad Oscar Gold clip with added flattery towards Simon Cowell and his strangely square hairdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41321 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Front runners for lead roles are Ricky Gervais and Bella Emberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13606 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 What's so special about her story? Dumpy gypsy lives boring life for 40-odd years, tries her hand at singing, is quite good, releases album. It's hardly Cool Runnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 No worries, I wasn't in any way offended. I'm not at my sharpest after having virtually no sleep last night. Probably explains the crap subliminal Depeche Mode stuff in the last part of that post. I reckon it'll be like that American Dad Oscar Gold clip with added flattery towards Simon Cowell and his strangely square hairdo. I did think of 'Everything Counts' as it happens (class tune btw) although I didn't actually think that was what you were getting at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I had that song in my head as I typed. Who'd you like to see play her? I'd personally pick Brian Blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 What's so special about her story? Dumpy gypsy lives boring life for 40-odd years, tries her hand at singing, is quite good, releases album. It's hardly Cool Runnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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