JawD 99 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 It probably is at his age. My last 3 one night stands have been: 1) Face 2) Back 3) Stomach All got asked "Where do you want it?". I'm 29. Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up????? no the correct answer is wherever you want to put it. Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy? No they dont, and yes we do. Last thing we want is them quickly getting up and running to the bathroom as it kind of ruins the moment. It would be even better if they gargled it, blew spunk bubbles and then asked for more... but I guess that just happens in porno's lol! Out of one nostril? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13887 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I make wor lass recreate the smoke blowing scene from Lord of The Rings after I've spaffed on her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 who the hell'd want it to stay in their mouth long enough to do a bathroom dash, If your gonna spit it you either put it on him or in the toilet roll you've conveniently put next to the bed. Depend on the time and location really, e.g. if you're in the car you're hardly gonna wanna spit so you swallow, same on the sofa,(you're not ruining my upholstery) if your in bed either/or. Spunk bubbles don't be so fkn disgusting. Eugh. Meenzer - in the moment?? Bollocks you lot are already thinking about something in the fridge to eat! Or "water, water, do you want a drink, you want some water?" I swear its the only exercise some of you get and you still have the cheek to be out of breath when we're on top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13887 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Bollocks you lot are already thinking about something in the fridge to eat! If it's been shit then aye, I'm usually looking to comfort eat tbh. And not in that sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 getting it in her eye is amusing yet makes me feel sad that all my poor litle chaps think they have struck gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 CT's lass has blatantly been asking for her face to look like a plasterer's radio btw. 1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) Trust me your lass wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 getting it in her eye is amusing yet makes me feel sad that all my poor litle chaps think they have struck gold is that feeling sad the emotional bollocks you were on about before? I think sometimes it is harder for men to seperate the emotional shit from the physical side. I think its hard for some folk to seperate the issue of love and sex. I know its widely thought that that is mainly a womens issue but only, if I'm honest, when their other half is having it away with someone else. I think women are very very good at seperating the sex issue and can be really calculating about it. Sex is better though with someone you have an emotional attachment to, but that does not preclude sex from being good with a no strings attached partner. I think folk should be more choosy about who they shag, I mean why settle for a partner who isn't as diverse or as perverted as you in bed. Surely its better to have emotional sex with someone who is happy to get their freak on in the way you both like it?? best of both worlds then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 who the hell'd want it to stay in their mouth long enough to do a bathroom dash, If your gonna spit it you either put it on him or in the toilet roll you've conveniently put next to the bed. Depend on the time and location really, e.g. if you're in the car you're hardly gonna wanna spit so you swallow, same on the sofa,(you're not ruining my upholstery) if your in bed either/or. Spunk bubbles don't be so fkn disgusting. Eugh. Meenzer - in the moment?? Bollocks you lot are already thinking about something in the fridge to eat! Or "water, water, do you want a drink, you want some water?" I swear its the only exercise some of you get and you still have the cheek to be out of breath when we're on top! must admit to being guilty of the water one im always very thirsty afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. Edited November 23, 2009 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. erm....yeah confusing you wit LM soz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks himself lately, tbh Edited November 23, 2009 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks lately, tbh I'll shut the fuck up then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks lately, tbh I'll shut the fuck up then! nah, you're doing fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks himself lately, tbh I was just making a joke actually, I would have thought that was obvious. Soccermom confused you and I, which has somehow lead you to think I was attacking your view, which in fact I completely agree with. Accusing me of being macho compared with some of the egos on this board is absurd. As to whatever else you're alluding to either debate it with me at the time or fuck off you silly old cunt. Edited November 23, 2009 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova. eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks himself lately, tbh I was just making a joke actually, I would have thought that was obvious. Soccermom confused you and I, which has somehow lead you to think I was attacking your view, which in fact I completely agree with. Accusing me of being macho compared with some of the egos on this board is absurd. As to whatever else you're alluding to either debate it with me at the time or fuck off you silly old cunt. I don't really give a fuck if you didn't agree with me, but you said my view was bollocks so I said that it was my view, now you say you agree with me !!!! What sort of bollocks is that No need for the shite at the end either.......you must be young to say that [more bollocks]. Actually, Baggio used to say that ....... when he was wound up about something and/or disagreed with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 It was soccermom who said it was 'emotional bollocks' Leazes. I was paraphrasing what she said so as to ask her if she was confusing me with you. In hindsight I perhaps should have said 'what emotional stuff?' so as not to trigger whatever part of you was expecting someone to say something macho in response. But I didn't know what was going on in your head. I was in no way having a pop at you Leazes. It's not my style, is it? I only have a go at people on here when I think they are way out of line, and I don't think you ever are. I am well within my rights to defend myself and request open debate if someone suggests I spout a load of bollocks. I believe in healthy debate and also believe I can learn from people of all ages. I am 37, not that that matters in this instance where you have got the wrong end of the stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...20075344AA1lSQ6 Yahoo Answers...... Answers on fucking everything Top Answer i love it when a guy cums on my face. as long as he doesnt get it in my hair then its all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 CT's lass has blatantly been asking for her face to look like a plasterer's radio btw. 1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) Trust me your lass wont. So thats what happens when you sign up for "Yes you Can" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 It was soccermom who said it was 'emotional bollocks' Leazes. I was paraphrasing what she said so as to ask her if she was confusing me with you. In hindsight I perhaps should have said 'what emotional stuff?' so as not to trigger whatever part of you was expecting someone to say something macho in response. But I didn't know what was going on in your head. I was in no way having a pop at you Leazes. It's not my style, is it? I only have a go at people on here when I think they are way out of line, and I don't think you ever are. I am well within my rights to defend myself and request open debate if someone suggests I spout a load of bollocks. I believe in healthy debate and also believe I can learn from people of all ages. I am 37, not that that matters in this instance where you have got the wrong end of the stick. load of fuss about nowt ? I agree. I posted what I did, originally, because I was interested in the female view of the emotional part of sex. That was all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 apology accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 apology accepted. don't jump the gun ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Women say they're not into something; what they actually mean is they don't want to do it with you. No doubt they'll be doing that thing with someone else while you're at work, that was 'weird and pervy' when you suggested it. Edited November 23, 2009 by Sicklee Sausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 fuckin' hell, think I will shut up if this is the confusion I cause. I said it was bollocks. The end. Final. now I demand this debate take place in the form of foam wrestling. I shall supply the popcorn and lambrini to share with radgina, toonraider and catmag (radg - I'' pack some JD specially for you) oooh wacky can be ref...... game/match on boys!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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