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I have never either felt the desire, or been brave enough to pull out just before the crucial moment and spray misses tree from ear to ear in Semolina. Is this just in porn films or is this now a regular occurrence amongst the youth of today.

 

Also, how often do you withdraw from a young womans anal cavity only for her to scream out "wait, let me lick my shit of your knob"!

 

 

I know, I know, but its quiet. :good:

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Seen a program a bit back about young kids today and their expectations of sex etc. Basically it was saying because of the internet and seeming relaxation of boundries and ease of access, teenagers have had a much bigger exposure to hard porn. In turn, their expectations of their girlfriends has changed and many of them now think stuff like "up the arse", "face shots", "random object self gratification" etc is day to day stuff done by all couples :good: (ok, someone here is going to say "isnt it?" maybe this is what happens when you get married :angry: )

 

When I was a lad (fucking hell, did I just say that), the porn we got our grubby mits on was well thumbed copies of fiesta (you just dont see random porn mags on the street any more, sad times....) or some mates dodgy VHS copy of a porn where the lass brakes her heel, gets rescued by a passing cobbler and taken back to hers for a good seeing to. The postman happens to drop by and they go two's up :rolleyes:

 

My teachers always found it odd when I said I wanted to leave school to be a cobbler/windowcleaner/taxi driver/ plumber etc....

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Seen a program a bit back about young kids today and their expectations of sex etc. Basically it was saying because of the internet and seeming relaxation of boundries and ease of access, teenagers have had a much bigger exposure to hard porn. In turn, their expectations of their girlfriends has changed and many of them now think stuff like "up the arse", "face shots", "random object self gratification" etc is day to day stuff done by all couples :good: (ok, someone here is going to say "isnt it?" maybe this is what happens when you get married :angry: )

 

When I was a lad (fucking hell, did I just say that), the porn we got our grubby mits on was well thumbed copies of fiesta (you just dont see random porn mags on the street any more, sad times....) or some mates dodgy VHS copy of a porn where the lass brakes her heel, gets rescued by a passing cobbler and taken back to hers for a good seeing to. The postman happens to drop by and they go two's up :rolleyes:

 

My teachers always found it odd when I said I wanted to leave school to be a cobbler/windowcleaner/taxi driver/ plumber etc....

There was a video doing the bluetooth rounds at my old place of this lass (only about 17) pillaging her beef curtains with a hoover extension!

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CT's lass has blatantly been asking for her face to look like a plasterer's radio btw.

 

1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half)

 

2. It has no appeal whatsoever. I can not see what pleasure either party derives from it.

 

It goes in the same catergory as these people who like a golden shower. Thanks but no thanks.

 

Until proven otherwise it stays in the porn myth catergory.

 

I do take Jaw d's point about expectations from today's teenager been much higher. I would imagine a proper hairy minge would confuse the youth of today.

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Until proven otherwise it stays in the porn myth catergory.

If you're asking whether it exists at all, it does. "Regular occurrence" is a different matter. :good:

 

 

"regular occurrence"

 

exactly. The pornmakers of today would have us believe that it is infact proper etiquette to finish a shag these days with a facial enhancement.

 

I trust this is not the case and the popular choice is still the cigarette or instant sleep.

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Until proven otherwise it stays in the porn myth catergory.

If you're asking whether it exists at all, it does. "Regular occurrence" is a different matter. :good:

 

 

"regular occurrence"

 

exactly. The pornmakers of today would have us believe that it is infact proper etiquette to finish a shag these days with a facial enhancement.

 

I trust this is not the case and the popular choice is still the cigarette or instant sleep.

 

 

Well, like you said though, pornmakers would have us believe that if I'm out of cash when the pizza guy arrives, I should just fuck him instead (which is stupid because I'm probably hungry- hello! I ordered a pizza).

 

:rolleyes:

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Seen a program a bit back about young kids today and their expectations of sex etc.

 

 

Dara O'Brian does a bit of stand up on that - anticipating fertility problems down the line when couples describe normal sex as ending with tit jizzing.

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It's true that easy access to hard core porn has desensitised some of us imo. This was illustrated perfectly in the South Park episode 'Overlogging', where Randy (who else) was rendered impotent when the internet switched off.

 

I actually need to see bare ovaries or the upper reaches of the sigmoid colon to get aroused nowadays. :good:

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http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3AFluffer

 

Just googled it .....

 

 

Fluffer

 

You had to Google that? :rolleyes:

 

Another comedy reference - in one episode of Curb, Larry and Cheryl endure an excrutiatingly embarassing dinner party with former porn stars. One bloke describes how he is getting ready for the money shot, and feels himself being teabagged from behind (Google it :good:). Anyway, he turns round expecting to see a hot fluffer, but sees a hairy male roadie instead. Instant droop.

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I eagerly await this thread to explode.

All over your face?

 

I was going to say all over his tits, but me and Meenzer defo on the same wavelength. Other than picking out flowers for Noelie's funeral obviously.

 

How old are you CT? I would agree with J69 here and I'm 31. Blokes do tend to be more boring, so Mrs T might be gagging for some more adventure. :good: Wiping cum out of her eye probably wouldn't top the list though.

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Well I'm 43.

 

But agreeing with his statement that most 20 somethings have tried it once sort of backs up the myth.....they knew better than to try it again.

 

(btw shooting yourself in the eye while lying In bed doesn't count!

 

We all seen the porn actress hold the false sperm soaked smile as the camera fades to black. This is probably followed by severe wretching.

 

It may be amusing if any 20 somethings would like to share their experience of their one try at the cum shot. Did you know her? Did she know what was coming (no pun intended)? Did she thank you for sharing? Did she stumble into anything on her way to the bathroom?

 

Still sceptic btw

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Did you get wrong Andrew? :good:

 

no...I realised the internet has a horrible way of biting you in the arse with things and my GF is not the type who likes me talking to people about stuff like this

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