CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 The opening post of this thread , CT serious hasn't ever done it and doesn't find it normal!? What!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30647 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 like the carpet round the base of some people's toilet. Covered in piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I can imagine that not it's not that rare to never have done it. Most women aren't too keen on the idea in my experience. (not that's necessarily a reason to stop a man determined to do so, putting aside the morals of that ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44971 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I've had this conversation in the pub before. And basically the current generation (teenagers/kids in their early 20s), because they're now brought up on copious amounts of internet porn, think that spaffing in a lass's face is the norm. But to someone of CT's generation, it's a million miles away from standard behaviour. Within 5 years, teenage lads will expect not just anal, but arse to mouth as standard from their 17 year old girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 To be fair, one of my mates girlfriends refused to do anal and he ended up getting mocked by some of his other mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Monroe Transfer on the third date tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Never seen the attraction or had ant interest in cumshots whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13887 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I like Die Hard, helmet heed. It was in my top 5 Christmas Films. But watching it on a monthly rotation is not necessary. John McClane would not have been up for manscaping btw. Stop being such a banana head, watching it on a monthly rotation is the least you can do. John McClane may not have been up for manscaping but he's definitely covered Holly's face in his spunk more than once. And she fucking loved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13887 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I have a mate that goes a bit Undertaker on any lass he's doing it with. Choking and standing on their heads and that. He's a perfect case of someone brought up watching lasses get donkey punched and slapped and thinking its decent carry-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 I've had this conversation in the pub before. And basically the current generation (teenagers/kids in their early 20s), because they're now brought up on copious amounts of internet porn, think that spaffing in a lass's face is the norm. But to someone of CT's generation, it's a million miles away from standard behaviour. Within 5 years, teenage lads will expect not just anal, but arse to mouth as standard from their 17 year old girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Never seen the attraction or had ant interest in cumshots whatsoever. Didn't realise you two were so close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10870 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I have a mate that goes a bit Undertaker on any lass he's doing it with. Choking and standing on their heads and that. He's a perfect case of someone brought up watching lasses get donkey punched and slapped and thinking its decent carry-on. What. The. Fuck? "ok Jerry, you've said you want to spice things up, what're you thinking, cuffs? blindfolds? whips?" "No love, lie down and I'll stand on your head" "..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 it's the "and that" that worries me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13887 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I've no idea how he managed it but he reckons he did. He's fond of giving them a rusty hook as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 At this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 I came across it while seeing if we had an “IT Questions” thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35103 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: I came across it while seeing if we had an “IT Questions” thread Wahey! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 So I guess the question is, 10 years down the line, has CT turned his Mrs. in to a plasterer’s radio or is every sperm still sacred? ( Mrs. F. keeps a pack of wet wipes and a shower cap in her drawer ). Giddup! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20210 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 She knows Bukkake isn't Newcastle's new signing put it that way 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So I guess the question is, 10 years down the line, has CT turned his Mrs. in to a plasterer’s radio or is every sperm still sacred? ( Mrs. F. keeps a pack of wet wipes and a shower cap in her drawer ). Giddup! She's more likely to be covered in Lamb Bhuna. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So I guess the question is, 10 years down the line, has CT turned his Mrs. in to a plasterer’s radio or is every sperm still sacred? ( Mrs. F. keeps a pack of wet wipes and a shower cap in her drawer ). Giddup! Lucky to launch it in the right place these days never mind anywhere else 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 22/11/2009 at 03:49, Christmas Tree said: I have never either felt the desire, or been brave enough to pull out just before the crucial moment and spray misses tree from ear to ear in Semolina. Is this just in porn films or is this now a regular occurrence amongst the youth of today. Also, how often do you withdraw from a young womans anal cavity only for her to scream out "wait, let me lick my shit of your knob"! I know, I know, but its quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Lucky to launch it in the right place these days never mind anywhere else “ Eee, our Christmas! Have you shot your muck in the washing machine again? “ ” Sorry love, I got excited by the Bhuna lorry pulling up outside”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: the Bhuna lorry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “the washing machine “ *note the brand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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