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The only way that could be funnier is if his hat flew off as well.

 

 

I think it does ! it falls to the ground in front of him at the very end.

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The only way that could be funnier is if his hat flew off as well.

 

 

I think it does ! it falls to the ground in front of him at the very end.

 

:huh: Fuck me, it does! I thought that was the hammer part of the sledgehammer. That's getting saved to the computer.

 

 

I think he's got a red bandanna on underneath which doesn't make it look obvious.

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The only way that could be funnier is if his hat flew off as well.

 

 

I think it does ! it falls to the ground in front of him at the very end.

 

:huh: Fuck me, it does! I thought that was the hammer part of the sledgehammer. That's getting saved to the computer.

 

 

I think he's got a red bandanna on underneath which doesn't make it look obvious.

 

Just took apart the clip frame by frame. It is his hat that fall back to the ground. I can't be sure (too much movement between frames), but I think the hammer head leaves the shaft at a totally different angle to the rest of the hammer and the blokes arms. In fact it goes through the air at the place where his head was a second earlier.

 

I have to stop watching now, my gut hurts....

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In keeping with todays rectum theme..

 

Light%20bulb.jpeg

 

 

Doctors Remove Lightbulb From Mohammad's Anus

 

MULTAN, Pakistan (June 29) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

 

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

 

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

 

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

 

The lightbulb thing has always been a head-scratcher for me.

 

I get that some individuals might derive pleasure from shoving objects into their ass. It's not my bag, but whatever- different strokes for different folks.

 

But a lightbulb?

 

It's like the people you see on the internet or hear about on the news getting their dick chopped up by a vacuum cleaner they were fucking. It's like, can't you just stroke off? I mean, yeah, maybe the vacuum cleaner is like a fucking awesome orgasm or whatever, but Christ, you fuck up, it's serious repurcussions, y'know? I mean, fucking a tiger might give me the best orgasm on earth, but I'll never know because there's a good chance the fucking tiger will kill me and even the best orgasm on earth isn't worth being maimed over.

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