Dazzler 10359 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11539 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 9 hours ago, Sonatine said: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 45997 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 Fucking yanks. When I worked over there I knew a lass called Wellesley. That was her first name. And it was cos her mother went to some posh all women school called Wellesley College and had to let everyone know by naming her own daughter after it. She couldn't have just got one of those sweatshirts they all like to wear or a hideous class ring, that wasn't enough for this bint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Fucking yanks. When I worked over there I knew a lass called Wellesley. That was her first name. And it was cos her mother went to some posh all women school called Wellesley College and had to let everyone know by naming her own daughter after it. She couldn't have just got one of those sweatshirts they all like to wear or a hideous class ring, that wasn't enough for this bint. I knew a lass called Polly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9908 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I knew a lass called Polly. I knew her sister Esther 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 Fuck me. It's like the evolution of man t shirt but just someone getting older. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 I knew a lass called Community College. She shagged her dad and had a heroin problem. It’s not fun to talk about. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 6 hours ago, Gemmill said: Fucking yanks. When I worked over there I knew a lass called Wellesley. That was her first name. And it was cos her mother went to some posh all women school called Wellesley College and had to let everyone know by naming her own daughter after it. She couldn't have just got one of those sweatshirts they all like to wear or a hideous class ring, that wasn't enough for this bint. I hope you never tired of asking her "Are you well, Lesley?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9908 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Mmmm, appetising. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Party time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9908 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: Mmmm, appetising. Phal arse biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Party time! Panty time more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 I bet you call lass's kegs "panties". And before you start trying to turn this around on me, I call them lass's kegs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 4 hours ago, Meenzer said: Mmmm, appetising. I’ve done worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4378 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve done worse. Was gunna say, how did you get pictures of that lass from Wakefield? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9908 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Cut the phone lines? Fucking hell Grand dad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9908 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 6 minutes ago, Renton said: Cut the phone lines? Fucking hell Grand dad. He’s already blocked the mobile signal at the relay tower and cut your fibre optic cables, just didn’t track. He was also going to shit on the oil painting TV’s but they were too high up the wall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 4 hours ago, Toonpack said: but they were too high up the wall. @Howmanheyman, fucking amateur, eh? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 https://bsky.app/profile/leehealey.bsky.social/post/3lcxlf6en6s26 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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