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Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 46 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I saw an ad for your Mrs. new business today. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 33196 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Auld dear see the doctor complaining about discharge, the doctor tells her pull down her knickers and lie on the bed while he gets the gloves on and has a good feel around inside her womanly bits. 'How does that feel? Is there any pain?' he asks her. 'No pain, doctor,' she replies, 'it feels wonderful, like I'm twenty again but the discharge is in my ear." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21921 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Is this a thing, free poppadoms? I'm not sure it is. Mind, if I don't get free prawn crackers with my Chinese there will be hell on. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 10857 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 24/04/2024 at 14:44, Renton said: Is this a thing, free poppadoms? I'm not sure it is. Mind, if I don't get free prawn crackers with my Chinese there will be hell on. In a restaurant, yeah. Takeaways? Not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3996 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 5 hours ago, The Fish said: In a restaurant, yeah. Takeaways? Not so much. I always get free poppadoms from our local takeaway. Probably because I've been going there for 25 years. If you assume 3 visits per month, average £25 quid spend that horrifyingly seems to be close on 25k And that's more than likely an underestimate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said: I always get free poppadoms from our local takeaway. Probably because I've been going there for 25 years. If you assume 3 visits per month, average £25 quid spend that horrifyingly seems to be close on 25k And that's more than likely an underestimate Still cheaper than 6 gallons of Loyd Grossman’s Chicken Bhuna twice a week, especially when you factor in plumbing repairs and adult nappies. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said: I always get free poppadoms from our local takeaway. Probably because I've been going there for 25 years. If you assume 3 visits per month, average £25 quid spend that horrifyingly seems to be close on 25k And that's more than likely an underestimate The results from that equation equals one fat bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3996 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 32 minutes ago, Renton said: The results from that equation equals one fat bastard. Don't forget the wife 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 4 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Don't forget the wife Paging @wykikitoon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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