Gemmill 43274 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 He nearly learned Italian on the way there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41536 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 "Didn't learn any Italian, so did some colouring in, instead I nearly stayed inside the lines today " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 'Twas in Montpellier and I was showing off to the kids impersonating this Monkey. It went batshit daft and started trying to get out the cage. Cue sharp exit. It was still kicking off as we covered some distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 He nearly learned Italian on the way there. He watched Dr. Dolittle 100 times to try and learn his secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43274 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 'Twas in Montpellier and I was showing off to the kids impersonating this Monkey. It went batshit daft and started trying to get out the cage. Cue sharp exit. It was still kicking off as we covered some distance. Definitely a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41536 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Was it eating cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32162 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Cuddles the monkey grabbed CT, dragged him into it's pen, rived the arse off him and absolutely ruined his poor old rusty Sheriff's badge. Their lass visited him in hospital and asked him if he still hurt? He said, 'Hurt? course I'm hurting! He's never rang, he's never wrote, etc, etc......' (I'll get me coat, pass on my good wishes and the punchline to Fish). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41536 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Ffs, don't say rusty sheriff's badge to CT- he'll be jabbing a trowel at it before you can blink. " oooh, treasure!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Roman sheriffs badge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41536 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 12-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Holden McGroin 6397 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) A classic. Edited August 14, 2015 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 That came up in conversation at a wedding I went to a few weeks ago. I googled it and passed it round the table but the bride's university friends didn't seem too amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 What sort of grown man tries to wind up a monkey in a cage in a zoo ffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm more concerned that the monkey found his impression so lifelike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 43274 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 No lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 32162 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Cue CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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