snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Background: My company are having a conference in Manchester in a couple of weeks. I have to do a presentation of some bollocks or other. Now then, in order to keep everyone's attention, I wish to have as part of the powerpoint a series of photographs, at intervals, of a lady doing a strip tease. Preferably the secretary look. You know, with hair back, business suit, small black glasses, black underwear (stockings) - the usual thing Where can I get such a set of pics ? Yes, off t'internet , but can someone recommend a site I don't have to register with and one where the pics wont have any writing/copy over them ?? Pretty please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 488 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) http://www.amateursexystrip.com/uk-hot-sec...urple-lingerie/ Only one I could find that was suitable, even then it has a water mark at the bottom of the pictures, you might be able to crop them to cut them off. Ditto for this one: http://justsheer.com/striptease/gallery2.html Edited November 7, 2009 by The Mighty Hog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14001 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Secretary Look Here NSFW Although you may want to ask them about copyright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 Magic, lads Of course, there will inevitably have to be a lot of considered analysis before I select the correct model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 Secretary Look Here NSFW Although you may want to ask them about copyright. Yeah, right. The name's Snakehips, not knobcheese. They can go and fuck themselves. Now then, back to the selection process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 be very very careful - it only takes one person to complain and you are on a charge and in front of HR They only have to hear about it , not necessarily attend, and these days you'll be up for "inapropriate behaviour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 be very very careful - it only takes one person to complain and you are on a charge and in front of HR They only have to hear about it , not necessarily attend, and these days you'll be up for "inapropriate behaviour" The whole HR department will be there. The MD will be there, along with most of the office 'titles'. It's not only on here that I act the heed-the-baall, I'm well known in my company for my 'slightly different approach to life', shall we say. Naay sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 The secretary look does it for me Snakey, any spare tickets for your conference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 The secretary look does it for me Snakey, any spare tickets for your conference? You're joking! With a free bar over the course of three days in a swanky hotel, there's more chance of KD posting a funny pic on here than getting admitted to this soiree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 The secretary look does it for me Snakey, any spare tickets for your conference? You're joking! With a free bar over the course of three days in a swanky hotel, there's more chance of KD posting a funny pic on here than getting admitted to this soiree. Bah! I'm almost tempted to withhold this then: NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14001 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Same brand as I posted before to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 be very very careful - it only takes one person to complain and you are on a charge and in front of HR They only have to hear about it , not necessarily attend, and these days you'll be up for "inapropriate behaviour" Don't worry Rob, Snakey's actually a dole waller who's too lazy to look for his own wank fodder, that's the truth behind this thread. Same brand as I posted before to be honest Yes, but mine is more specialised I think it's only fair if Snakehips does sign up to any of these sites he shares his password with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14001 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Or he could get it for free elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20429 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Background: My company are having a conference in Manchester in a couple of weeks. I have to do a presentation of some bollocks or other. Now then, in order to keep everyone's attention, I wish to have as part of the powerpoint a series of photographs, at intervals, of a lady doing a strip tease. Preferably the secretary look. You know, with hair back, business suit, small black glasses, black underwear (stockings) - the usual thing Where can I get such a set of pics ? Yes, off t'internet , but can someone recommend a site I don't have to register with and one where the pics wont have any writing/copy over them ?? Pretty please. Are you sure this is a good idea! Are there any female MDs at your 'work'? If so why don't you cut and paste her head onto the striptease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14001 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 It does sound like a fast track to getting sacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I can see it going very badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 It combines elements of David Brent, Alan Partridge and Alan Johnson (the Peep Show one, not the mp). And sexy secretaries. So I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm surprised anyone actually believes there is a conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm surprised anyone actually believes there is a conference. Oh, there is a conference, Mr Hay. You'll just have to take my word for it. If I had wanted sites to see summat specific, I would have just asked . For those who are thinking this might be a tad too much for a company conference, I must state I had no intention of these secretary pics going too far. Only as far as the underwear. At the end I was going to tell one and all that it was time for the boob shot - as they had been such a wonderful audience - and then shown a pic of some fat kid's chest with moobs. It seemed funny to me . Then again, a lot of things seem funny to me which right-minded folk just don't get. Maybe I should just have some disco music and show them some moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20429 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Should merge this with the redundancy thread tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Should merge this with the redundancy thread tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 http://www.amateursexystrip.com/uk-hot-sec...urple-lingerie/ This one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 Well, folks, I chickened out I still reckon I would have got away with it (but for the pesky kids), but the comments on here got the better of me. Anyway, what I did was well received - loads of funny pics accompanied by sound effects - and all comments were complementary. However, the best bit was at check out this morning and Glenn Roeder was there at the same time. He recognised the accent and came over to shake my hand. Well impressed. No 'I am', but he came over to shake a Geordie's hand, without any prompting, saying 'going back to God's country' to me. Top bloke :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3710 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Damn there are loads here you could use http://www.3rat.com/tubes/secretary1.shtml NSFW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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