timnufc 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) Regarding the protests on saturday, hopefully we'll get good media exposure. But if we do while constantly calling him a FCB it would, imo, be an own goal, and alienate us from others - fans accross the country and people in the meida, and the whole thing could end up counter productive. So I think its important new songs are made up for this. What about winter wonderland: Mike Ashley are you listenin Drop your pies & f*cking listen Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear Pack your bags & f*cking disappear ? Edited November 3, 2009 by timnufc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Inspired by alex's post earlier today, to the "tune" of Jimmy Nail's "Ain't No Doubt": He says: "I'll accept a reasonable bid that's broadly consistent with my asking price range" He's lying "I'll put an additional £20m into the club this week" He's lying "Keegan has the final say on all incoming transfers and loan signings" Why does he pretaay-ayyy-ayyyyyynd? Should catch on in a flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20724 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 LIKE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I think the majority of right thinking football fans will give us the benefit of the doubt regardless of what we sing after what he has done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Inspired by alex's post earlier today, to the "tune" of Jimmy Nail's "Ain't No Doubt": He says: "I'll accept a reasonable bid that's broadly consistent with my asking price range" He's lying "I'll put an additional £20m into the club this week" He's lying "Keegan has the final say on all incoming transfers and loan signings" Why does he pretaay-ayyy-ayyyyyynd? Should catch on in a flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) "aint no doubt, it's plain to see Ashley's a CUNT, la la la lee" Or something similar. Edit. That was a joke btw. No need for the la la la lee bit. Edited November 3, 2009 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1892 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Ashley, all he's done is lie to us, Ashley, he's turned this club upside down.. Ashleyyy.... Go East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt That needs to be sung. Fantastic. Edited November 3, 2009 by Ketsbaia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackandwhiteboy 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt Should there not be a "he's" at the start of the second line? Aside from that it's brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt Should there not be a "he's" at the start of the second line? Aside from that it's brilliant!! It wouldnt scan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt That needs to be sung. Fantastic. There's a guy in the place He's got a fat face And he goes by the name of Fat Ashley the dud He got no friends, a bit of a loner, he is the club owner And he'll walse about the place like no other man could He's a cunt, fucking cunt, it will boil your blood Though very much maligned and misunderstood But if you know Mike he's a real crowd teaser He's ever such a cunt, a big fat cockney cunt. You can see that he's mischievious, mysterious and devious When he circulates amongst the people in the place But once you know mike, something of a penis He gives a grin that you want to smack around his face Backwards never forwards, not forwards only backwards Mike is the geezer who loves to fuck things up That's about the time the crowd all shout his name As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing his fat arse off He's a cunt, he's a cunt a big fat cockney cunt etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt That needs to be sung. Fantastic. There's a guy in the place He's got a fat face And he goes by the name of Fat Ashley the dud He got no friends, a bit of a loner, he is the club owner And he'll walse about the place like no other man could He's a cunt, fucking cunt, it will boil your blood Though very much maligned and misunderstood But if you know Mike he's a real crowd teaser He's ever such a cunt, a big fat cockney cunt. You can see that he's mischievious, mysterious and devious When he circulates amongst the people in the place But once you know mike, something of a penis He gives a grin that you want to smack around his face Backwards never forwards, not forwards only backwards Mike is the geezer who loves to fuck things up That's about the time the crowd all shout his name As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing his fat arse off He's a cunt, he's a cunt a big fat cockney cunt etc THAT my friend is absolute comedy gold!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eleven Donkeys Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 To the tune of the Sammy Lee song > He's fat He’s round Sold his granny for a pound Ash-er-lee Ash-er-lee He’s fat He’s round Kick him out the ground The pig faced cock-er-nee And here’s an alternative for those who think using the word cockney makes us look insular. He's fat He‘s thick He’s got a tiny dick Ash-er-lee Ash-er-lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 JawD's effort is the winner for me like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 JawD's effort is the winner for me like.... Would never remember it like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 JawD's effort is the winner for me like.... Would never remember it like It needs to be covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) JawD's effort is the winner for me like.... Would never remember it like It needs to be covered I was rapping it just now. I have still got it. Edited November 3, 2009 by Attain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 JawD's effort is the winner for me like.... Would never remember it like It needs to be covered I was rapping it just now. I have still got it. You and (w)rapping in the same sentence?? I'm sure we could find a straight-jacket if you insist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1892 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ashley? If you think that we areee done, We are the boys who will stop your, little game, We are the boys that will make you think again.. 'Cos who do you think you are kidding Mr Ashley, If you think that we're not done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Doh - A c*nt a big fat c*nt Ray - A gun to shoot him with Me - Is all he cares about Far - cical is what our club now is So - A greedy sh*t he is Lah - ndon where the fat c*nt lives Te - dious are the lies he gives Which will bring us back to doh, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Doh - A c*nt a big fat c*ntRay - A gun to shoot him with Me - Is all he cares about Far - cical is what our club now is So - A greedy sh*t he is Lah - ndon where the fat c*nt lives Te - dious are the lies he gives Which will bring us back to doh, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 What are you thinking of? Ashley You're killing our club Ashley It's time you fucked off Ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ashley?If you think you're not a cunt, We are the boys who will stop your, little game, We are the boys that will make you think again.. 'Cos who do you think you are kidding Mr Ashley, If you think you're not a cunt. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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