Meenzer 15754 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 A stonking erection. I told you to keep away from the Facebook Fuglies thread I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20945 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Ive gained the knowledge that I am the worse one on here when it comes to relationships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Ive gained the knowledge that I am the worse one on here when it comes to relationships On the positive side, that's an achievement in itself. I'm sure there's a badge or summat we can find for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7204 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 he cant say he wasnt warned. Everyone told him to get rid of the previous mentalist ages ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20945 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 he cant say he wasnt warned. Everyone told him to get rid of the previous mentalist ages ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I always laugh when women go on about wanting to know what a bloke is thinking. I think women try to over complicate blokes. I remember I had the same conversation with our lass a few months back. Was saying that when she is deep in thought its likely something about the family, or the bairn or how she feels. When Im deep in thought its likely wondering about my big toe being itchy or trying to remember who our next home game is against, or maybe whop would win a fight an Ant, or superman if he was the size of an Ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I always laugh when women go on about wanting to know what a bloke is thinking. I think women try to over complicate blokes. I remember I had the same conversation with our lass a few months back. Was saying that when she is deep in thought its likely something about the family, or the bairn or how she feels. When Im deep in thought its likely wondering about my big toe being itchy or trying to remember who our next home game is against, or maybe whop would win a fight an Ant, or superman if he was the size of an Ant. Mine always asks me 'what am I thinking' when I'm quiet. 99 times out of a 100 I'm not thinking anything I just normally have some random song in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I've never asked a bloke what he was thinking like, always assumed it was a myth that lasses did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I related a true tale on here many, many, many moons ago. I'll tell it again. It was a beautiful sunny Sunday morning, and me and Mrs hips (or one of the other countless flusies) were lying in bed enjoying the tranquility of the day. She started to stroke my chest, her fingers moving ever nearer my weapon of lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv, when she asked me. "What are you thinking?". So I told her. "I hope Liverpool get stuffed today." Well she asked. I didn't get 'it' btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31238 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 If I want her to know what I'm thinking I'll verbalise it instead of just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I always laugh when women go on about wanting to know what a bloke is thinking. I think women try to over complicate blokes. I remember I had the same conversation with our lass a few months back. Was saying that when she is deep in thought its likely something about the family, or the bairn or how she feels. When Im deep in thought its likely wondering about my big toe being itchy or trying to remember who our next home game is against, or maybe whop would win a fight an Ant, or superman if he was the size of an Ant. Mine always asks me 'what am I thinking' when I'm quiet. 99 times out of a 100 I'm not thinking anything I just normally have some random song in my head. Or stoned out your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I've never asked a bloke what he was thinking like, always assumed it was a myth that lasses did that. Oh aye they do. I used to be seeing a right nutter who wouldnt give up on it. Her "what you thinking?" Me "nowt" Her "Come one, what you thinking?" Me "err, nowt?" (now I start to think, what was I thinking about?) Her "You must be thinking something?" Me "No not really, I was miles away" Her "about what?" Me "stop trying to get into my head man fuck sake!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15754 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I'd have said "How long it would take to prise off your fingernails one by one" and see if that shut her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Have I fallen asleep and woken up in some internet pseudo intellectual Jeremy Kyle/ Dr Phil/ Marje Proops/Big Brother esque freaking twilight zone ???????? Maybe I need to go back to drinking more and GC will start to make sense again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I've never asked a bloke what he was thinking like, always assumed it was a myth that lasses did that. Oh aye they do. I used to be seeing a right nutter who wouldnt give up on it. Her "what you thinking?" Me "nowt" Her "Come one, what you thinking?" Me "err, nowt?" (now I start to think, what was I thinking about?) Her "You must be thinking something?" Me "No not really, I was miles away" Her "about what?" Me "stop trying to get into my head man fuck sake!"" Why anyone would give a lad a reason to start spouting shit is beyond mental to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. I was just saying in some certain situations its nice to be able to know/assume/guess what a man is thinking. you guys have given me an insight as to what is in a mans mind, whether you like it or not. oh and smo - I know of you because of your reputation, which wasn't a very flattering one and as for your getting all hett up about it, without cause biting my head off when I'm just larking about, you're obviously not in a good place right now so i'll leave you be cos you're obviously a sensitive soul, who likes to fuck women but hates them at the same time - you're not intending on becoming some psychopathic serial arsehole are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. Slightly more important than shoes in terms of survival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. Slightly more important than shoes in terms of survival. touche, but shoes bring much more happiness, and ass fucks if you get her the right ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Depends how good a cook you are to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. I was just saying in some certain situations its nice to be able to know/assume/guess what a man is thinking. you guys have given me an insight as to what is in a mans mind, whether you like it or not. oh and smo - I know of you because of your reputation, which wasn't a very flattering one and as for your getting all hett up about it, without cause biting my head off when I'm just larking about, you're obviously not in a good place right now so i'll leave you be cos you're obviously a sensitive soul, who likes to fuck women but hates them at the same time - you're not intending on becoming some psychopathic serial arsehole are you? Become? he's always been a misogynist with a tendency to get itchy fists with the ladies if they aren't forthcoming, you of all people should know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. I was just saying in some certain situations its nice to be able to know/assume/guess what a man is thinking. you guys have given me an insight as to what is in a mans mind, whether you like it or not. oh and smo - I know of you because of your reputation, which wasn't a very flattering one and as for your getting all hett up about it, without cause biting my head off when I'm just larking about, you're obviously not in a good place right now so i'll leave you be cos you're obviously a sensitive soul, who likes to fuck women but hates them at the same time - you're not intending on becoming some psychopathic serial arsehole are you? Become? he's always been a misogynist with a tendency to get itchy fists with the ladies if they aren't forthcoming, you of all people should know this. Can't help it if my educated guesses are on the mark. Maybe he should see a therapist? Dr. Wacky's surgery is open...... "tell me about your mother..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. I was just saying in some certain situations its nice to be able to know/assume/guess what a man is thinking. you guys have given me an insight as to what is in a mans mind, whether you like it or not. oh and smo - I know of you because of your reputation, which wasn't a very flattering one and as for your getting all hett up about it, without cause biting my head off when I'm just larking about, you're obviously not in a good place right now so i'll leave you be cos you're obviously a sensitive soul, who likes to fuck women but hates them at the same time - you're not intending on becoming some psychopathic serial arsehole are you? Become? he's always been a misogynist with a tendency to get itchy fists with the ladies if they aren't forthcoming, you of all people should know this. Can't help it if my educated guesses are on the mark. Maybe he should see a therapist? Dr. Wacky's surgery is open...... "tell me about your mother..." Didn't realise the tales of my hot beef injection had spread further afield than the East end.....Bonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Are you available for parties?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43241 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 who would win a fight an Ant, or superman if he was the size of an Ant. Deep. And fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 S/mom soooooooooo wants SO's cock :nufc: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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