Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I'm sure i'm not alone in this but i keep getting calls from people with thick Punjabi accents claiming to be called Mike or Paul! They are trying to give me an apparently free camera phone! It's not just phone companies either, i had a call from "Mary" (from Rawalpindi no doubt) who wanted me to take out a loan for 25k, i told her my name was in fact Ranjit and therefore she should know i couldn't afford such a loan and kindly asked her not to call so late as i'm in the middle of shutting up my corner-shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Me mam asked this call centre chappy based in India why he said his name is "Gary Stevens". He said it's so people don't get his name wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 When we were in Singapore, my dad had a Singaporean secretary..... called Doris. Her real name was Siewkhim, but if you pronounced it wrongly then it meant something rude/insulting or something, so she chose the name Doris instead. Doris. !! Well, there's my story for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 As soon as I recognise one of these calls I do the following: "Hang on while I get a pen" I then leave the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 As soon as I recognise one of these calls I do the following: "Hang on while I get a pen" I then leave the phone. 56013[/snapback] Leave the phone where? Bet you head off for another wank eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 As soon as I recognise one of these calls I do the following: "Hang on while I get a pen" I then leave the phone. 56013[/snapback] Leave the phone where? Bet you head off for another wank eh? 56014[/snapback] Probably not another wank, statistically they likely interruped him during one! And dependng on their timing they may get the idea he's very excited abot their offer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 As soon as I recognise one of these calls I do the following: "Hang on while I get a pen" I then leave the phone. 56013[/snapback] Leave the phone where? Bet you head off for another wank eh? 56014[/snapback] Probably not another wank, statistically they likely interruped him during one! And dependng on their timing they may get the idea he's very excited abot their offer! 56016[/snapback] You never know, they may be phoning to advertise their new line of linseed oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 As soon as I recognise one of these calls I do the following: "Hang on while I get a pen" I then leave the phone. 56013[/snapback] Thats my M.O too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Registered with that tps service a few months back and thankfully haven't heard nowt from our foreign friends since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Registered with that tps service a few months back and thankfully haven't heard nowt from our foreign friends since 56022[/snapback] TPS? The Penis Sniffers? You're not up to your old tricks again are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Mr Howard. Greg Rudeski, and that South American cricketer, Zola Budd came to her senses though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Mr Howard. Greg Rudeski, and that South American cricketer , Zola Budd came to her senses though. 56047[/snapback] Haven't heard of that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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