Park Life 71 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 The scale of the health problems caused by alcohol in England was laid bare in the report which showed 863,257 patients sought treatment for alcohol-related harm in 2007/08, an eight per cent increase from the previous year or an additional 176 admissions every day. The total includes more than 560,000 people who were admitted to hospital with conditions caused directly by their drinking. They had conditions which are mostly caused by long-term drinking such as liver cirrhosis or had overdosed on alcohol. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthne...n-one-year.html Got to say, since I've been living in Germany I've been drinking half what I used to drink in England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Think we've always been a nation of piss artists tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 I admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Nice one!!! Good to see us at the top of a table! (any table!) Even a Pub table! Cheers everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14053 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 If I wasn't so incredibly drunk right now, I'd take offence at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Got to say, since I've been living in Germany I've been drinking half what I used to drink in England. Beer 2x stronger there then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Aye, they don't do session beers © Danny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Got to say, since I've been living in Germany I've been drinking half what I used to drink in England. Unfortunately my bad habits followed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 The scale of the health problems caused by alcohol in England was laid bare in the report which showed 863,257 patients sought treatment for alcohol-related harm in 2007/08, an eight per cent increase from the previous year or an additional 176 admissions every day. The total includes more than 560,000 people who were admitted to hospital with conditions caused directly by their drinking. They had conditions which are mostly caused by long-term drinking such as liver cirrhosis or had overdosed on alcohol. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthne...n-one-year.html Got to say, since I've been living in Germany I've been drinking half what I used to drink in England. Can't hold your liquor? FFS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 The scale of the health problems caused by alcohol in England was laid bare in the report which showed 863,257 patients sought treatment for alcohol-related harm in 2007/08, an eight per cent increase from the previous year or an additional 176 admissions every day. The total includes more than 560,000 people who were admitted to hospital with conditions caused directly by their drinking. They had conditions which are mostly caused by long-term drinking such as liver cirrhosis or had overdosed on alcohol. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthne...n-one-year.html Got to say, since I've been living in Germany I've been drinking half what I used to drink in England. .....like falling down and hurting yourself b/c you're drunk?...at least for 303257 of em anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 My Dad was in Hospital this week and he was talking to the bloke next to him who said he drank between 5 and 10 litres of cider a day depending on how much money he had. Another bloke was saying he drank at lunch break from work, drank when he got in the house then went to the working mens club till it closes and comes back and has a whisky and a couple of cans before sleep, every day! How are these people still alive? Apparently they were both shaking like fuck too and one guy said when the Doctor tells him to stop he just ignores him and goes out and gets pissed again. It's a shame Doctors and Nurses have to put up with people they literally cannot help because they wont help themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 So how many of us on here have appeared as one of those statistics in the past? That'll be me then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I did as well. When Keegan came back I was so overjoyed/confused I went and bought a crate and 3 tickets to the Bolton game and I felt so bad the next day I went to hospital and had a blood test. Me and my House mates (Huddersfield and a Norwich fan) were just glued to SSN and then just played PES and jammed. Never again will I drink that much, the excitement was amazing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 never been admitted to hospital but ive been in a few states. dont drink now. on a mates stag do we got him so pissed he collapsed. he ended up in hospital getting his stomach pumped and what not. a while later, he looked like he was gonna vomit so one of the nurses held an empty foil tray thing under his chin and he said "someones nicked me chinkies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I did as well. When Keegan came back I was so overjoyed/confused I went and bought a crate and 3 tickets to the Bolton game and I felt so bad the next day I went to hospital and had a blood test. Me and my House mates (Huddersfield and a Norwich fan) were just glued to SSN and then just played PES and jammed. Never again will I drink that much, the excitement was amazing though. Oh I wished mine had only been that.... My folks went on hols when I was 15. I came home from school and treated myself to the bottle from the drinks cabinet that contained the biggest %age on the label. Proof 151 Bacardi, half a bottle later apparently my Mam called me from their hols and I told her to fuck off when she said I was drunk (a phone call I have no recollection of). She hung up, called my brother who was living locally at the time who drove home, found me unconcious slumped in the armchair with the bottle now empty. I woke up at 7am next morning wired into so many machines I could barely move - I'd spent the night in one of the 3 Intensive Care beds at Shotley Bridge Hospital. Now they never went into the finer details but when I was discussing this with a 'friend' in the medical industry some years later and suggesting they may have tried to scare the shit out of me the reply I got was "they don't 'waste' ICU beds to scare people, if you were in there you were in a very bad way!" Ah well, you live and learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Nasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 526 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Luckily I don't think I've ever been that bad, not sure if it's the worst I've ever been but the worst I've been found by the family was when I was 18/19 passed out with my head on the bog seat after throwing up. Was put to bed by my mam and was promptly sick over the side of the bed. Classy. Other casualties that night from the lads were out included one tripping over a grass verge and dislocating his shoulder and one (aged roughly 23/24) nailing the 17 year old sister of a local nut case. I think we were drinking pints of something called "Get Laid" from what was then Presidents and is now Gills Chippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Got a lift home from the cops once (well, halfway home - lazy bastards) after trying to walk down the middle of the Central Motorway in a snowstorm, but never troubled the hospitals yet, touch wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 My Dad was in Hospital this week and he was talking to the bloke next to him who said he drank between 5 and 10 litres of cider a day depending on how much money he had. Another bloke was saying he drank at lunch break from work, drank when he got in the house then went to the working mens club till it closes and comes back and has a whisky and a couple of cans before sleep, every day! How are these people still alive? Apparently they were both shaking like fuck too and one guy said when the Doctor tells him to stop he just ignores him and goes out and gets pissed again. It's a shame Doctors and Nurses have to put up with people they literally cannot help because they wont help themselves. did you know Tom that if you're a registered alcoholic, you can get an extra allowance so you can feed your habit. strange (and extremely silly) but true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 That's mental! No wonder they end up in hospital if the public are paying for their pints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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