Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 You have half an hour in a locked room with the odious dwarf. What would you like to do? I would have every penny he's taken from NUFC, in pound coins. Then make him eat the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31203 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'd sit him down, make him a nice cup of tea, have a leisurely chat about where he went wrong at NUFC and then bum rape him with a sharpened brush shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'd put Fop in the room with him. *obsessed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Was just thinking this morning that the number of "humans" whose death I'd genuinely be happy about has doubled - adding Wise to Thatcher. I thinking punching him repeatedly, starting when he was asleep would be a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I would tell him in no uncertain terms what I think of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Unlock the door Walk through the door Close the door Lock the door Leave and don't return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Thought this was going to be about Cutty for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'd give him a jolly stern talking to. I'd probably waggle my finger at him a few times too. Then we'd shake hands and part as friends as long as he promised not to do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'd put Fop in the room with him. *obsessed* let him use his pods as dumbells? *fopsessed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I would tell him in no uncertain terms what I think of him. how very english personally I would first torture the truth out of hmi regarding his time here and keegan etc then beat him to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20734 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 He aint worth my effort tbh. Id go in the room, take a massive dump then walk out and lock the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' lads from Byker, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', cockerny boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I would tell him in no uncertain terms what I think of him. how very english personally I would first torture the truth out of hmi regarding his time here and keegan etc then beat him to death I'd be with you on the torture & murder route Andrew, but I'd rather do Ashley and Llabiass first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Actually I would dress him up as an Umpa Lumpa and give him a few blots of acid then release him into the public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' lads from Byker, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Look Fish, I’m really happy for you. Imma Let you finish. But Dennis is the cuntiest midget of all time.” You hear me talkin', cockerny boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 Actually I would dress him up as an Umpa Lumpa and give him a few blots of acid then release him into the public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'd extract Mike Ashley's personal number and address from him, then be on my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'd extract Mike Ashley's personal number and address from him, then be on my way. Going to watch Saw VI for tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Silently poke him in his bong eye until it worked properly. I'd get Fish to simultaneously poke him in his back eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Probably just sex and a cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Probably just sex and a cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Sounds nice, but I've heard the way Gejon does it there is enough marmite for toast afters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 That's one tight cuddle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 dig a three foot hole... throw him in with a step stool... leave the room with the door open... it is not like he will be able to get out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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