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Ducks are the sociopaths of the animal kingdom, homosexual necrophilia and aren't they also avian practioners of gang rape?

Not to mention Bird Flu.

Shitstabbinstiffpokinsnotsneezinduckfuckin Mallardy Mentalists.

 

 

Nice in pancakes though :lol:

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Crikey!

 

"Most male birds do not have any equivalent of a penis. Sex between consenting birds involves lining up two holes, one in the male and one in the female, so they really do have to be consenting. It is for this reason that the world of birds has evolved such elaborate courtship rituals, much more so than any other type of animal; because the sexual act requires the co-operation of both parties.

 

Of course there's always an exception. Male ducks, known as drakes, have enormous sexual organs. These are known as phalluses rather than penises, and can be as long as the drake. This enables a drake to enjoy sex without the co-operation of the female. Rape is common in the duck world. Often a group of drakes will gang-rape a duck, sometimes even resulting in drowning the poor creature.

 

Female ducks have evolved to counter the threat of undesired insemination by having correspondingly long and complex genital passages, known in birds as the lower oviduct. The duck's oviduct is not just a straight tube but has side passages as well. The female duck can store the sperm in a side chamber, and later eject it if she isn't satisfied. So although as many as one in three of duck matings are rapes, in nine out of ten of these, the offending sperm is ejected, so 97% of all duck offspring are the result of the choice of the mother. "

 

:lol: how does she know whose goo is whose?

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