Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 How far can a Penguin squirt shite? I particularly like the one stating country music causes an increase in the suicide rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ducks can be homosexual necrophiliacs too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ducks are the sociopaths of the animal kingdom, homosexual necrophilia and aren't they also avian practioners of gang rape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 No idea, I've always thought they looked quite nice though. Not in that way, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ducks are the sociopaths of the animal kingdom, homosexual necrophilia and aren't they also avian practioners of gang rape? Not to mention Bird Flu. Shitstabbinstiffpokinsnotsneezinduckfuckin Mallardy Mentalists. Nice in pancakes though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard#Breeding_behavior thought so dirty buggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 They look mint when they're swimming though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ducks are the sociopaths of the animal kingdom, homosexual necrophilia and aren't they also avian practioners of gang rape? Guilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 You found that awfully fast MF, you have a folder for this kind of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 You found that awfully fast MF, you have a folder for this kind of thing? in my Duck Hos & Bitches file.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Rape flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Rape flight. .... will be departing from Ayia Napa at 10:30 local time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Crikey! "Most male birds do not have any equivalent of a penis. Sex between consenting birds involves lining up two holes, one in the male and one in the female, so they really do have to be consenting. It is for this reason that the world of birds has evolved such elaborate courtship rituals, much more so than any other type of animal; because the sexual act requires the co-operation of both parties. Of course there's always an exception. Male ducks, known as drakes, have enormous sexual organs. These are known as phalluses rather than penises, and can be as long as the drake. This enables a drake to enjoy sex without the co-operation of the female. Rape is common in the duck world. Often a group of drakes will gang-rape a duck, sometimes even resulting in drowning the poor creature. Female ducks have evolved to counter the threat of undesired insemination by having correspondingly long and complex genital passages, known in birds as the lower oviduct. The duck's oviduct is not just a straight tube but has side passages as well. The female duck can store the sperm in a side chamber, and later eject it if she isn't satisfied. So although as many as one in three of duck matings are rapes, in nine out of ten of these, the offending sperm is ejected, so 97% of all duck offspring are the result of the choice of the mother. " how does she know whose goo is whose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Necro Duck Porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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