Guest Stevie Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 In Germany toilets have a huge porcelain shelf, so when you have a shit it stays on the shelf till the toilet is flushed, thus German toilets are generally the smelliest in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Would stop splash back though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Would stop splash back though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Is true, remember that from my time in Germany. But no, they are far from the smelliest. There is an old mill in Rochdale and in it they have a weird toilet thats just a hole in the floor with a place for your feet either side. I refuse to use it, but THAT is the smelliest toilet in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29492 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 They also have the same style of toilets in Austria, who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 It's why they lost the war. Standing pissers will always beat sitting pissers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 They also have the same style of toilets in Austria, who knew? I did hear that the manufacturers have their eye on the Polish market as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 They also have the same style of toilets in Austria, who knew? I did hear that the manufacturers have their eye on the Polish market as well. Delivery will be at night apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 488 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 The old Pig and Whistle in the Bigg Market had the smelliest toilets in the world. Trainspotting-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 164 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 In Germany toilets have a huge porcelain shelf, so when you have a shit it stays on the shelf till the toilet is flushed, thus German toilets are generally the smelliest in the world. was originally designed like that so you could check yer shit for worms. strange fact but true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15121 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Is true, remember that from my time in Germany. But no, they are far from the smelliest. There is an old mill in Rochdale and in it they have a weird toilet thats just a hole in the floor with a place for your feet either side. I refuse to use it, but THAT is the smelliest toilet in the world! I think you mean France Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 164 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Is true, remember that from my time in Germany. But no, they are far from the smelliest. There is an old mill in Rochdale and in it they have a weird toilet thats just a hole in the floor with a place for your feet either side. I refuse to use it, but THAT is the smelliest toilet in the world! I think you mean France aye, seen them in France but strangely not Rochdale. the ones in frogland are fookin minging!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29492 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This is the sort of thing I was faced with at the client office on my recent sojourn. Basically shit into a hole then clean your ass with a shower head, needless to say I waited until I got back to the hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This is the sort of thing I was faced with at the client office on my recent sojourn. Basically shit into a hole then clean your ass with a shower head, needless to say I waited until I got back to the hotel. What a bunch of scruffy foreign cunts. So every time you go for a shit, you're standing where old shits have been, especially if you've had a skinful or a curry and it goes everywhere, mine would end up on the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29492 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Well it does flush so you can't see what the lad in front of you had for breakfast. Apparently they believe it's more hygienic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This is the sort of thing I was faced with at the client office on my recent sojourn. Basically shit into a hole then clean your ass with a shower head, needless to say I waited until I got back to the hotel. What a bunch of scruffy foreign cunts. So every time you go for a shit, you're standing where old shits have been, especially if you've had a skinful or a curry and it goes everywhere, mine would end up on the walls. and that's what the shower is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This is the sort of thing I was faced with at the client office on my recent sojourn. Basically shit into a hole then clean your ass with a shower head, needless to say I waited until I got back to the hotel. What a bunch of scruffy foreign cunts. So every time you go for a shit, you're standing where old shits have been, especially if you've had a skinful or a curry and it goes everywhere, mine would end up on the walls. and that's what the shower is for. So you wouldn't mind standing where shit has been? The only time I can say that is the few occasions I've stood on the pitch at St James'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Is true, remember that from my time in Germany. But no, they are far from the smelliest. There is an old mill in Rochdale and in it they have a weird toilet thats just a hole in the floor with a place for your feet either side. I refuse to use it, but THAT is the smelliest toilet in the world! I think you mean France Sadly not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 It's why they lost the war. Standing pissers will always beat sitting pissers. Except when its windy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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