Meenzer 15115 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I just dreamt about her the other night, actually. She was appearing on Gladiators as a last-minute stand-in for Nightshade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Tell us a bit about her and those oh...so...good times. For me it was a French lass named Joelle and we had a wonderful six months in Paris. Parky has never had it like that ever again.....So long ago now it seems. Minge like Brian May's plughole I bet. Hoy! My present better half is of the froggy persuasion. That said, when she goes to get downstairs sorted out she refers to it as 'deforestation' (same word, different accent). The best birds are the ones who love it in the nought and the best girlfriend i had could only orgasm if i was smashing her back door in. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I bat above my average and you all know it. That doesn't even make sense man, you can tell you've been into cricket about 5 minutes (It's because I needed a substitute for the hastily typed "I punch above my weight" and fast, it's all I could think of off the top of my head) And the few that have met or seen my lasses will attest to the fact I do better than I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Tell us a bit about her and those oh...so...good times. For me it was a French lass named Joelle and we had a wonderful six months in Paris. Parky has never had it like that ever again.....So long ago now it seems. Minge like Brian May's plughole I bet. Hoy! My present better half is of the froggy persuasion. That said, when she goes to get downstairs sorted out she refers to it as 'deforestation' (same word, different accent). The best birds are the ones who love it in the nought and the best girlfriend i had could only orgasm if i was smashing her back door in. Happy days. Chez getting his brown wings, wearing his Fonz jacket. Aaaaay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20420 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I just dreamt about her the other night, actually. She was appearing on Gladiators as a last-minute stand-in for Nightshade. You dated girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Tell us a bit about her and those oh...so...good times. For me it was a French lass named Joelle and we had a wonderful six months in Paris. Parky has never had it like that ever again.....So long ago now it seems. Minge like Brian May's plughole I bet. Hoy! My present better half is of the froggy persuasion. That said, when she goes to get downstairs sorted out she refers to it as 'deforestation' (same word, different accent). The best birds are the ones who love it in the nought and the best girlfriend i had could only orgasm if i was smashing her back door in. Happy days. Chez getting his brown wings, wearing his Fonz jacket. Aaaaay! Would have been the best day of my life nevermind best girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd imagine alex declaring at the vinegar strokes "It's balmy, like Mykonos" Edit: just remembered there were only two other people there... so nobody will getthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd imagine alex declaring at the vinegar strokes "It's balmy, like Mykonos" Yet more cricket analogies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42638 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd imagine alex declaring at the vinegar strokes "It's balmy, like Mykonos" Edit: just remembered there were only two other people there... so nobody will getthis You and alex were in a threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I got the threads confused and thought he meant soccermum's snatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd imagine alex declaring at the vinegar strokes "It's balmy, like Mykonos" Edit: just remembered there were only two other people there... so nobody will getthis You and alex were in a threesome? two others, it was a fourway. Me, Matt, Jonny and alex. good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd imagine alex declaring at the vinegar strokes "It's balmy, like Mykonos" Edit: just remembered there were only two other people there... so nobody will getthis You and alex were in a threesome? two others, it was a fourway. Me, Matt, Jonny and alex. good times. Who was wicketkeeper?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Tell us a bit about her and those oh...so...good times. For me it was a French lass named Joelle and we had a wonderful six months in Paris. Parky has never had it like that ever again.....So long ago now it seems. who's missus reads this message board then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Tell us a bit about her and those oh...so...good times. For me it was a French lass named Joelle and we had a wonderful six months in Paris. Parky has never had it like that ever again.....So long ago now it seems. who's missus reads this message board then ? Parkster clearly using the forum to get back at his missus for shagging that Croatian kid, be a man and say it to her face Parky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The dressing gown does the rest. tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The dressing gown does the rest. tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I bat above my average and you all know it. That doesn't even make sense man, you can tell you've been into cricket about 5 minutes Would mean that he fucks some monsters on the side to balance it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 I bat above my average and you all know it. That doesn't even make sense man, you can tell you've been into cricket about 5 minutes Would mean that he fucks some monsters on the side to balance it out. I'm betting he bats for the wrong side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I bat above my average and you all know it. That doesn't even make sense man, you can tell you've been into cricket about 5 minutes Would mean that he fucks some monsters on the side to balance it out. I'm betting he bats for the wrong side. I think he's as batty as fk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 I bat above my average and you all know it. That doesn't even make sense man, you can tell you've been into cricket about 5 minutes Would mean that he fucks some monsters on the side to balance it out. I'm betting he bats for the wrong side. I think he's as batty as fk! Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I've heard a rumour like that Fish is hung like a bookie's pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I've heard a rumour like that Fish is hung like a bookie's pencil. a well sharpened one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 personally I thinl fish'd make someone a lovely girlfriend one day - The best they'd ever had! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 soccermom you say the sweetest things, but after I heard what your fanny juice did to Simon Weston's face, there's no fucking way I'd put my cock anywhere near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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