soccermom 0 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 soccermom you say the sweetest things, but after I heard what your fanny juice did to Simon Weston's face, there's no fucking way I'd put my cock anywhere near it. He's not complaining. Wasn't famous before that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 164 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 soccermom you say the sweetest things, but after I heard what your fanny juice did to Simon Weston's face, there's no fucking way I'd put my cock anywhere near it. hah, thats the best reply i've ever seen from you fish lad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 soccermom you say the sweetest things, but after I heard what your fanny juice did to Simon Weston's face, there's no fucking way I'd put my cock anywhere near it. This could go the distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I've heard a rumour like that Fish is hung like a bookie's pencil. a well sharpened one With a rubber on the end ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Lass from Crewe (randomly) when I was at Uni; good looking, no expectations, no hassle, independent and filthy as hell. Top marks for turning up in stockings, suspenders and corset under a long coat in November mind bit dim, but bloody lovely. Edit: I think I just answered manc question... Hang on that's not a girlfriend, that's a fuck-piece... And, are you sure she was female cos no lass I've ever known is no hassle, independent and filthy. Did she like football and have a lump in her throat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hang on that's not a girlfriend, that's a fuck-piece... And, are you sure she was female cos no lass I've ever known is no hassle, independent and filthy. Did she like football and have a lump in her throat? She hated football and I suppose to call her my girlfriend is stretching it. I mean we never put it down in writing or anything. She's now getting engaged to a tree surgeon. I'm single. fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hang on that's not a girlfriend, that's a fuck-piece... And, are you sure she was female cos no lass I've ever known is no hassle, independent and filthy. Did she like football and have a lump in her throat? She hated football and I suppose to call her my girlfriend is stretching it. I mean we never put it down in writing or anything. She's now getting engaged to a tree surgeon. I'm single. fuck Sounds very much like someone I know. She's not in the military is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hang on that's not a girlfriend, that's a fuck-piece... And, are you sure she was female cos no lass I've ever known is no hassle, independent and filthy. Did she like football and have a lump in her throat? She hated football and I suppose to call her my girlfriend is stretching it. I mean we never put it down in writing or anything. She's now getting engaged to a tree surgeon. I'm single. fuck Look on the bright side Fish, at least you're a Moderator on Toontastic.net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20420 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hang on that's not a girlfriend, that's a fuck-piece... And, are you sure she was female cos no lass I've ever known is no hassle, independent and filthy. Did she like football and have a lump in her throat? She hated football and I suppose to call her my girlfriend is stretching it. I mean we never put it down in writing or anything. She's now getting engaged to a tree surgeon. I'm single. fuck Look on the bright side Fish, at least you're a Moderator on Toontastic.net. You can impress the ladieees with this too. 'How pet, wanna come back to mine and watch me lock threads on toontastic?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hey baby, wanna see me merge real fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hang on that's not a girlfriend, that's a fuck-piece... And, are you sure she was female cos no lass I've ever known is no hassle, independent and filthy. Did she like football and have a lump in her throat? She hated football and I suppose to call her my girlfriend is stretching it. I mean we never put it down in writing or anything. She's now getting engaged to a tree surgeon. I'm single. fuck Look on the bright side Fish, at least you're a Moderator on Toontastic.net. You can impress the ladieees with this too. 'How pet, wanna come back to mine and watch me lock threads on toontastic?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The latest is quite good. Independent, low maintenence, fit, intelligent, cooks for me and shit. The only downside is that she's a mormon, and they don't have sex before marriage... ....except this one, who's making up for lost time since I broke her in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 The latest is quite good. Independent, low maintenence, fit, intelligent, cooks for me and shit. The only downside is that she's a mormon, and they don't have sex before marriage... ....except this one, who's making up for lost time since I broke her in. There must be some downside otherwise it's not a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Best is obviously the one im marrying. The other that sticks in the mind was a Norweigan lass in a car full of girls I bared my arse at on the motorway. She responded by flashing her tits and invited me to a house party when we stopped at traffic lights. Later that night we did the deed, she asked me to finish in her face and afterwards she pulled out a copy of a Norweigan Porn film shed starred in and signed it for me. True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 No better sheds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Best is obviously the one im marrying. The other that sticks in the mind was a Norweigan lass in a car full of girls I bared my arse at on the motorway. She responded by flashing her tits and invited me to a house party when we stopped at traffic lights. Later that night we did the deed, she asked me to finish in her face and afterwards she pulled out a copy of a Norweigan Porn film shed starred in and signed it for me. True story You've been reading to many dirty mags son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Best is obviously the one im marrying. The other that sticks in the mind was a Norweigan lass in a car full of girls I bared my arse at on the motorway. She responded by flashing her tits and invited me to a house party when we stopped at traffic lights. Later that night we did the deed, she asked me to finish in her face and afterwards she pulled out a copy of a Norweigan Porn film shed starred in and signed it for me. True story Hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Prove it, take a photo of the signed copy. That'll guarantee my doubt is removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Best is obviously the one im marrying. The other that sticks in the mind was a Norweigan lass in a car full of girls I bared my arse at on the motorway. She responded by flashing her tits and invited me to a house party when we stopped at traffic lights. Later that night we did the deed, she asked me to finish in her face and afterwards she pulled out a copy of a Norweigan Porn film shed starred in and signed it for me. True story Hmmmm It wasnt me driving obviously! I might be a lot of things but a story teller is not one of them. It happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 He forgot to add that she also said his cock was the biggest she'd had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 He forgot to add that he also said her cock was the biggest he'd had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Jealousy will get you nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Neither will far fetched tells about Traffic lights on motorways. The lass sounds nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 In America they do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Best one I ever had was a 3ft mute with hinged teeth and a flat head to put my pint on. ( naturally a bisexual wanton hussy porn star too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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